Character: Catherine II

- You were in the war? Cool. So what, was there something interesting?
A lot of interesting things. I will tell You now. Then the Turks came at us, we were not many, and then there's the castle, this grapeshot hail from half the squad. Mixed in a bunch of horses, people. Oh, it was scary. Well, I can tell You that Your humble servant was also injured.
- God, eagles, are you all right?
Yes. No! At first I didn't even notice, and then remove the boots and see that, here's a peeve I rubbed while I was running. Passion was serious.
- Oh, the eagles, is it passion? Passions were running high at the reception of Peter Alexandrovich Rumyantsev.
- What happened?
- Oh, You know, this unpleasant story. The Countess Dashkova called for all publicly Princess Vorontsov old Mare. But she did not panic, dug her nails in her face, tore the wig - so fought I Kerala.
- Well, at least they were separated?
- Yes that you, what is the fun to stop. At the same time, and demonstration by all the ambassadors. You know, then one Swede said: "God Forbid contact with Russia, and especially Russian woman".
- Yes. Well, I have, by the way, there are disturbing news.
- What?
In fact, h is a Emelyan Pugachev raised a peasant uprising. It's such a nightmare, such a nightmare.
- Yes, there is a nightmare... You didn't see what was on reception at Fonvizin.
- What was it?
- Kick it. Gathered Denis Ivanovich high light of his new play to read. Worth reading, the people sitting listens. And then count Stroganov, being drunk (well, drunk - drunk as a redneck) calls a servant and giving him orders to give. Denis Ivanovich - the very tact - stopped and culture said, "What are you doing, you trash!" Well, sort of like Stroganoff calmed down, but Denis Ivanovich once he continued, he again called a servant and let lyalyakat. And then Denis Ivanovich, well, just done, he turned the play, bowed, and became like legs, with the pivot vlupil his face, that as much teeth left.
- But the people who have supported
- Oh, you know, the light is divided into two parts. Some supported Fonvizin, saying that right - what are you, greedy, came play listen and talk loudly. And others said: the fight in the higher light; you want to fight - call for garages or catch near the carriage.