Character: Joker

- It's really difficult. The people are dissatisfied. They wound up looking for a job. Hard times. Well, how about you? Still a diary?
- Yes, mA'am.
Great. Do you have it?
Is not only my diary, I write here jokes, funny thoughts or observations. I told you that I wanted to be a stand-up comedian.

- Come on, we have little time.
- The new guy?
- Exactly! You're not jealous, right? This is it.
- I know you. We worked together once. No, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me. Dadgad? Packshot?
- You can have her! I bet you and the shirt you buy in the "Secondhand".

- Sorry, bulletproof.
- So even better pie.
Well, Harley, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're trying to kill me.
It's over! I had someone else, someone better!

- Harley! Is that really you?
- Damn! You can't afford everything.
- Don't you even want to say Hello?
- You guys gotta see this. The Joker just noticed Harley!
- Keep going.
- Tell him to shut up.
I bet you still suffer. At least the bruises have healed. What's the hurry, hurl?
- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- Damn it! Went.
Maybe she's going to kill him.
I hate you, you bastard! I'll kill him! I will personally kill him for what he did to me!
Women! Am I right, officer? And living with them is impossible, and from a moving car can not erase.

- What are you going to have?
- Small gift set optimist, I plopped down on the chair. - Rope, soap, and a stool.

- Oh! I see you brought all his flawed family.
- Pudding, look, a kitty! I can take it myself?
- Only if you have the extra hands...

- Get up, Mr. j! Well, well, pudding! Stop being sad and start clonical!
- Honestly, do you like anything from me did not learn, Harley. How many years have I taught you? And this is your "escape plan"? Where style and charm? Where is the scope?
- Oooo, "Panach"! I love their bagels!

- In Gotham, while I'm in charge, no one is above the law, including Bruce Wayne. After he brutally beat Oswald Cobblepot, I had no other choice but to put him in Arkham.
This two-faced creature...
Wow! He's just spilling his guts! I thought you and the mayor are friends... You've supported him in the election. I have seen a variety of photos in which you were together.
- He is the reason I'm here... That... bastard... I can't Believe he did that to me.
- You got a temper. I know, too.

- Welcome to Arkham, Bruce. Believe it or not, but some are really crazy!
- Yes, I... uh... thanks for the warning.
- What can I say? I am by nature altruistic. Always try to keep an eye on the newcomers.

- You know how I got these scars?
- No, but I know where you got THESE!

- And you broke off? - innocently inquired the Joker.
- Thank you said is incredibly true tone answered me.
- How big? - persisted the thief.
- With a triple kiss on both cheeks, clapping on the back and prigovarivanie: "well Done."

- So much anger, so much steam. All for me, and what is the result?! You know, if you let me finish you'll understand something. Realize that we actually like. Will understand something new about yourself.
- You will understand that it is time to shut up.
That is so sad. I'm afraid that you don't want to see the hidden good in me! However, you are not able to understand the mouse brain. That's why you do it, right? You like. You need that feeling. Come on, baby! Beat me until your knuckles chased! Why hesitate?! You know, there's only ONE way to stop me! Heart stopped. It's funny, Bats. But it will be even funnier...