Character: Bender. Page 11



- Oh, kitty, ' said Ostap, - we are strangers in this celebration of life.
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When they beat you, you will cry!
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No, this is not Rio de Janeiro!
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- I'm buying a plane! - hurriedly said tipster. - Wrap it up in paper.
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- Here, - said, finally, Ostap - fate plays a man, and man plays the trumpet.
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Complete peace of mind can give you only an insurance policy.
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- Investigation in the case of Koreiko, - said Ostap, - can absorb a lot of time. How many knows one God. And since there is no God, then nobody knows. A terrible position.
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You are in the Church, you will not be deceived.
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Indus sweating this one out winter. Any sun, rescaldina its rays over the wide situsku. The old man sniffed Romualdic his puttee and already zakoldobilsya...
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People who do not read Newspapers, we should morally be killed on the spot. You I leave life because you think you re.
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Soon, only cats are born.
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From vest sleeve round donut and a dead donkey ears.
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Maybe you to give you the key to the apartment where the money is?
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- Who you think this powerful old man is? Don't say you don't know that. It's a giant mind, the father of Russian democracy and a person close to the Emperor.
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Dad, you dirty man!
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