Character: Bender. Page 5



To start polutorakratnoe thing, and to quarrel over eight roubles! Learn to live well!
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To act boldly. More cynicism - people like it, but no criminality is the code we should honor!
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How much is opium for the people. ... So how much is opium for the people?
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And tomorrow at the safe house waiting for us to ambush. We'll have to shoot. We are happy to this alarming situation to meet you.
Yeah!
<...>
- They hope to take us alive, children! They don't know what the three of us. I'll give you a pistol. We will depart to the mountains. Can we cover?
- Can't...
Why?
- You see, I'm absolutely not familiar with military Affairs, but feasible financial assistance I may provide.
- You are a true friend of the Fatherland!
- I think two hundred rubles...
- Five hundred rubles can rescue the giant of thought.
- Tell, and two hundred rubles can not rescue the giant of thought?
- I believe that bargaining is inappropriate here.
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Oh really, really,
I do not want you
Bumping into rocks and shoals,
Nevertheless to sail on the waves?
In the turbulent sea of people and events
Not sparing the stomach,
You make a lot of discoveries,
Sometimes not wanting to...
Quote Explanation: Song on the boat, music: G. Gladkov, words: Y. Kim, performed by: Andrei Mironov.
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Shut up, sadness, shut up!
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- My friend, you are sick...
- Yeah, sick!
- ... organizational impotence and pale as a sheet.
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- Don't worry, it's not in the hallway, and behind the wall. Plywood, as we know from physics, the best sound conductor... somewhere there must be a fireproof safe.
- And-and-and-Oh!
- What is it?
- I think a fireproof safe...
- Hurt?
- Very!
- Nothing, it's physical pain. But there was a moral agony - terrible to remember. Somewhere here stood the skeleton the property of the student Ivanopulo. He bought it on the Sukharevka and keep feared. The visitor first hit the box office, and then on him fell a skeleton. Pregnant women were very unhappy...
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I'm not a robber and not an Apostle
And for me, of course, is.
And it may well be that from my worries,
I'll turn gray before the rest.
<...>
Let the frantic wind cruel
In the mist of life's seas.
White my sail, such lonely,
On the background of steel ships.
Quote Explanation: The song of Ostap music: G. Gladkov, words: Y. Kim, performed by: Andrei Mironov.
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However, you can leave, but someone with long arms!
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Foreigners will help us! The West with us!
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- But I want more!
Soon only cats are born!
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Nothing find! Holy cause! Cambric footcloths will wear cream "Margot" to eat!
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Ah! A proletarian intellectual labor! The worker of a broom! It's congenial! Your janitor is a big nuisance. How can you get drunk on the ruble?
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Started fine! Don't waste your time on the details - tell important!
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