Character: Ulrich von Ringmer "una"

A terrible weapon in the hands of women the fan, almost like a rolling pin in loving wife.

I had one sprightly nurse on duty, when I was on duty at the hospital, so she said that other men and Pinus not necessary, if only to say God damn Yes its decibels caressed the sensitive female ears. Well, you know it when you see a person and already understand that the man from the big letter talking. Inv. For me, for example, is always a symbol of male voices was Armen Dzhigarkhanyan, especially delicious, my opinion, his phrase from the cartoon "treasure Island", where he says: "And then the living will envy the dead". Well, just creeps back in this moment run. Oh, and has anyone heard the original voice still, the old Darth Vader from "Star wars"? This is also something, by the way, Mr. James Earl Jones who owns the voice, and even Pope Leo voiced from the animated film "the lion King".

- I'm fine. - I sighed, trying to bring itself to life.
With us everything is always in order. - Sadly she scoffed. - Just sometimes a little worse than usual.

Maybe I managed to get through life is the quality of the soul, as the cynicism and understand that the measure of weights at everyone, as our physician someone, happy enough a light bulb up your ass to screw, and someone again and again jumps out of the plane, forgetting to check how complicated his parachute. To each his own, the only thing I can say that the cross we must bear with your head held high, because otherwise what is it really? So, one mischief, like a light bulb in one place.

Here it are women? Then he declares his love, to connect offers, and then what? The stamp in the passport, salary on the table, stash in a sock and stay away from me, I have a headache?

Nothing new under the sun, all we feel, love, hate, our fears and emotions nothing more than chemical processes caused by the reaction in the blood. Only the people are different. Remember, even one time the anecdote was popular in the network when two people are talking: "a Physicist studying atoms is just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves. - Wait, but biologists claim that we are composed of cells! Biologists are composed of cells, and the physics of atoms, Oh, my God, this is elementary, what you in school are now taught?!"

All your efforts will be wasted.
- Wasted? I involuntarily smiled. - In a wheel, thirty spokes, but I use the car not because of them but because of the emptiness between them. Pitchers made of clay, but not clay, but the emptiness between it. And building a house, building walls, setting doors and Windows using in favor of only the void between them. This use of emptiness. We don't see it, we can not know it, but without this emptiness there's no life.

So by nature that a thick coat of loneliness has become my second nature, to let someone into my life without looking back not my rules.

Correct me my father once a thousand years ago said, "Son, never run after the leaving woman and leaving the tram, neither will catch up, but if you wait, be sure both the tram and the next woman comes." Well, the streetcar's never cheated, but with women it is dark, whether they are saying not told whether my lists are lost, in General, waiting, waiting, but all I can and by cash.

Value. No, really, appreciate the sweet and short moments of happiness, when have you ever needed someone under that crappy sky.

- Open up prekrasnaja! - yelled, it seemed, on the whole castle Ramus.
- Came the admirer your beloved! - yelled in the same tone Trim. - We are now in love confession to make!
- Go on, you filthy drunk! - immediately came the reply from the other side.
- What did she say? - thoughtfully asked my brother Trim.
- Flirt yourself, with the height of his experience gravely spoke the Ramus. - Flirts with us, you know.

... I though symbolically, but also was fun. Well, as usual, pulled into contact with women, we have men an old tradition: "Drunk? Immediately admit to someone in love!" Prerequisite - this morning about it not even to remember.

Praise me and valeryanochki, this morning I'm psyched ten years of life burned.

... when I calmed down, I felt a wave of philanthropy, why I became a good, cute and devilishly tricky. You want to wrestle, Nugget? I'll bring the Beers. You will have war, that I promise. Soar like a butterfly and sting like a bee, no, sun Tzu was steeper statement: "Those who are waging war, this Shuyang. Shuyang is chanska snake. When it hit the head, it has a tail when it hit the tail, she smacks his head when it hit the middle, it has both head and tail".