Character: George George

We all sometimes need just a small step in order to make the circumstances work for us...

- Do you have a favorite moment at weddings?
- Yes, there is, when the music starts to play and the bride appears and everyone's like her, I look at the groom, his face shows it all - it's full.

- You need my phone?
- Yes, I want to know these numbers.
- And what are the numbers You need, George? I'm from the figures already on the wall. For example, 10.
- 10?
- Yes, so many months my daughter.
- You have a daughter?...
- Yeah, sexy right? And then there is number 6, so many years of my second daughter, 8 is the age of my son, and 2 is the number of my marriages and divorces. 16 - the number of dollars in my account 8503943 my phone, and, based on the previous numbers, 0 - that's how many times You call me.

I'm not going to be a scientist. I shall become a magician, giving cherished dreams. In the world of art everything is possible.

- How's the arm?
- My fault, I'm such a klutz!
- Well, at least with the appearance of lucky...

- But why me?
- Because you're good. You're good, even when you're not looking.

- You consider yourself a good person?
- What will you answer if I ask you the same question?
Neprilagodenosti - this is exactly what I strive for.

- Except fat and not laugh at someone?
- Even Christians. And black.