Character: Moose. Page 1

- Dear Jane, try to guess what we're going to get!
- Probably, something delicious. After all, life is arranged so that all the delicious end sooner or later. So tasty you can give all the time!
- Now you don't have to worry that delicious can end.
- Because it will never end!

Maybe plutonlum not our it... intelligence, and show them our strength! Ahem-ahem, the plutonyanami. *pause* Well, Yes them too.

Of ferdinandi... it Seems to me, between us some misunderstandings, sho!
Well, rider you my observation! I tolerated it when you decided to take part in the competition, but warned that we are losing on all counts! I tolerated it when you gave me a generic brand!
- Well you said yourself, it sho beautiful...
- That is what it is... But it's still humiliating! And most importantly - you have deprived me of the opportunity to become the first ever moose-educator!
- Yes, what do those shining-that fool you Horny? You well, tea, not a candle!

Oh, my naive friend, if the world was ruled by only those who can!

- Could you explain to me volatile my, since when to be a was not fashionable?
Since then, as it became so easy to be someone else.

I, at least, does not pretend that it worked for me when nothing happened.

- As we used to without mail live? Send before and didn't want anything!
- And nobody.

- Come on, old boy! The Hiking is great!
- I can't. Many businesses today.
Saturday. In the evening back.
- Sometimes you need a bit of travel.
- Nein, I do not. I have a house, to me it's good. Let travel one who is home sick.

- Who is that?
Is a virus!
- Moose?
Stay away from it! We joined the camera in your suit and see that you are in great danger!

My friend, don't you think that we both stayed at his, But you ate soap?

- Electricity does not happen!
- E-electricity... there is...
If electricity exists, right now, we both electrocity.

- I hear a noise.
- A hallucination. From dehydration. My night has been.
- I can hear it too.
- Some mower.
Is death!
Death with a scythe.
- But we do a lot of...

- In the diagram, the wires were a different color! Okay, let's try this (alarm disarmed). And this, just in case (the whole town blew the power).

- The earth is round!
- Yeah? And why did the bottom nothing falls?
- Everything on earth is held by gravity.
- Too difficult to be true. Behold the turtle - it's much easier.
- You can't deny the obvious! Giordano Bruno died for this truth.
- Well, it's certainly not proof...