Character: Morty

To live without consequences is cool, but I began to wonder... For what I live?

If that's what I realized today is that sometimes you need to put on all the dick.

We can be here. You're not the President of Amazon.
Yes, we were told in school about your post. You are a servant of the people. Technically, we, your superiors.

- What happened there?
- Same as always, kill Morty Morty.

Now we must do everything with full confidence. I am sure that we complete ***TS!

- I have a new catchphrase!
Really? And what, Rick?
- "I love my grandchildren." Almanacka! Figure out there! My new phrase is "I*UY!"

My son is going to capture the planet, and I'm too young to drive. Help me get him back?
- Probably Morty, I guess. But first, a deep SIP from a tall glass of "I told you so".

- You need to direct the energy in another direction. Here how about a dance? You want to learn to dance?
- I would like to... dance on the graves of your enemies!

No one is there for a reason, one not attached to anything, all one day will die, let's go watch some TV.

- What about a reality where we all killed?
- What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is to just not think about it, Morty.

- Generally what is so special about these seeds?
- You ask too many questions, Morty. It's not charismatic. So you're looking kind of cloth.

Pacify your anger, and go to see his mother. You only get one family.

- Since you raised this issue, Morley, let's do the math. Who dies first? I'm eating what I want, or are you confused with other people's wives?
- You're mixing apples with oranges, mate.
- Do not mix and say quite seriously.
Fifteen seconds, he was silent, and then spoke:
- But I'll die happy.
I, too, Morley. But without the walnut shell stuck between his teeth.

What there is the third step on the path to become a shaman? Oh yeah, to always be decisive. I'm determined! Probably... can't decide...