Cartoon: Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty)

Well, then deal with your shit! Collect it and put it in your backpack! All the shit - collect it in a heap!
And if you need to put it all somewhere, take it to a store and sell it, or take it to the Museum! I don't care what you do to him! Just deal with it! Deal with your shit!

- Beth, do you still love me?
- What is this question?
- Well, yes or no?
Jerry, do you want the homeless to have homes?
- Yes...
- Are you going to build them?
- Nope...
- Then what good was the answer "yes"?
- Wait, do you want me or the homeless to have a house?
- Loving you is hard, Jerry. Hard work. How to build a shelter for the homeless. Everyone is just uncomfortable saying no, but some people are really thone. Well, so what do you say? Can you see that I'm working? Don't you think this conversation is tiring me out?
- Sort of...
- Then it's pretty obvious that I kind of love you, right? So stop asking, and maybe I'll love you more.

- Why are you making my clone and send it into space?
- Well, you don't want to, and I thought, "Well nothing." But then I thought "It would be cooler if I had a Cosmo-daughter" I did it.

- Discuss this?
- I am not discussing the problem, I incinerate them.

- God, I though I was rich? M-m-maybe, at least I sold and traded with vitamins?
- Rick, I've been on p*rnhave to know what it looks like Studio apartment.

- Rick, I'm dying. I see black mountain.
In fact, a dying people buzzing about it non-stop.
Really?
- No idea. Usually around me all die faster.

Oh, the puncture of the tire.
- As the tire puncture at all possible in space, Rick?
- Apparently from a sharp object in space, Morty.

I want to say that Tommy survived, snoshu with creatures of Tropeland and nastrogat offspring of hybrids Trupi and man, and then absorb their proteins, supporting an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?

You can't just BL***, apologize!
- Okay, Beth, I'm sorry that you think you deserve an apology.

- Hi, I'm Rick K-22. This is my Morty. We travel through realities and ask the Peaks to make donations to Fund the reconstruction of the Citadel of Ricks.
- What are you, stupid? We were done with the Citadel of Ricks. I voosche never supported, so I killed all the bosses and left the Citadel to rot.
Oh, that was you.
- First they tried to kill him.
- That damn. Well, we have good news - there is no Council anymore.
- He knows that. He's killed them.
- Want to upset her Morty?
- Every day.
Fund the reconstruction of the Citadel of Ricks. Not...
- Morty, he did not sacrifice. Are you trying to push the "Bal Secret Police" black teenager.

Welcome to the darkest year of our travels. And the first difference - no father, Morty. He threatened to hand me over to the government. That's why I got rid of it and the government. I replaced both of them and actually became the main family and the universe. Your mother wouldn't let me come home, come I without you and your sister. Now you know the real reason of your salvation. I just took the family, Morty. If you tell this mother or sister, I'll deny it. And they will be on my side. Because I'm a hero, Morty! You'll have to do what I tell you, Morty! Always! And-and-and I got this alanskogo Szechuan teriyaki sauce, Morty. So in this -- in this whole thing, Morty. This is my "one-Armed man"!
I am motivated not by the death of my family, Morty. It's all a lie!. Now I'm looking for a Sichuan sauce. I need this sauce, Morty. If nine seasons Morty, it is my story arc. I need my sauce, my Sichuan Morty. Nine seasons, and I get my Sichuan sauce. Another 97 years, Morty! I want this sauce to the nuggets, Morty!

- P*hell, Beth, if one of you alive, you are my daughter, if alive, we don't beat the other, she is just a clone, it's not worth it. I'm coming, baby.
- Here g*VNA piece.

- Come on, Morty. The universe is crazy and chaotic place.
Is you mad and chaotic!

- And also, knock next time, okay? I mean, I'm sitting here, I'm 14, I have a computer, you know?
- Oh, I think I understand.
- You're playing with fire when you burst in here like this.
- I understood not a word.
- You know, one day you can see something.
- I got it! Got it! Good night!