Cartoon: Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty). Page 1



- Why was I created?
- To transfer the oil!
- Oh, my God...
- Welcome to the club, PAL.
№ 396610   Added Viker 01-06-2020 / 11:16
- Will help with homework?
Yeah, just don't do it.
№ 396609   Added Viker 01-06-2020 / 11:16
In the liver technical works, Ruban has been through a lot, don't judge.
№ 396608   Added Viker 01-06-2020 / 11:16
Can't believe Snafl became so angry, just because I wised up. So I'm a " C " student.
№ 396607   Added Viker 01-06-2020 / 11:15
- Let's be honest! You've rebuked us, forcing us to sit around in the middle of ****whose neck of the woods, just because you can equalize the rules, right? After all, if you lower the bar lower, I might go for something worthwhile!
- Oh, my God, stop hanging out with Rick!
№ 396345   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2020 / 13:06
I'm drawn to you for the same reason I can't be with you. You can't change and for me it is not a problem, but it means that I will have problems with them. I know there is no perfect version of me. I know what I'm going to combine species after species, but never be complete. But I know what would have become of us - and I will lose a part of yourself and Sana part of you because in a strange way you are better able to cope with my job without even trying. Your and draw more unity.
№ 395992   Added MegaMozg 24-05-2020 / 13:39
To live without consequences is cool, but I began to wonder... For what I live?
№ 395879   Added MegaMozg 22-05-2020 / 11:51
I hope you managed to make a prenup?
- Rick?!
What? It's just a guaranteed way to get one of her eggs back when she bore!
Quote Explanation: Rick at the wedding of Bird personality
2 Season 6 Series
№ 366600   Added MegaMozg 14-04-2019 / 22:15
Yes, I robots for fun inventing!
Quote Explanation: Rick wanted to say what he does with ease what people do over the years, and his family rejoices foolish things done by other people.
№ 319456   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2018 / 10:23
I'm ready for it. Be good, Morty, be a better man than I... EPT, the SECOND COLLAR! I'm not ready yet! I'm not ready yet! Lord God, let me live! My God, there he is! I have to fix it! Lord Almighty! Please, Lord, hear my prayer!... Yes! Fuck you, God! Not today, bitch!
2 Season 1 Series
№ 311830   Added MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 22:11
My whole life is a lie. God is dead, the government sucks, Thanksgiving is celebrated in honor of killing Indians, Jesus wasn't born on Christmas they moved the date!
1 Season 7 Series
№ 311681   Added MegaMozg 21-12-2017 / 15:05
Am I that bad?
Worse. You're smart. When you realize the futility of existence and the universe falls at your feet. But the universe is like. In essence the universe are animals. They feed on mediocrity, give rise to an infinity of idiots to feed people like your friend Timmy..
Tommy.
- It doesn't matter now, sweetheart. People with brains have all the chances to conquer the reality. But the point is that it will always be kick and eventually shoot you. The only way it works...
3 Season 9 Series
№ 306077   Added MegaMozg 31-10-2017 / 13:03
We can be here. You're not the President of Amazon.
Yes, we were told in school about your post. You are a servant of the people. Technically, we, your superiors.
Quote Explanation: A conversation with the President of the United States
3 Season 10 Series
№ 302770   Added MegaMozg 04-10-2017 / 02:03
- Do you know how much of the code you just broke?
- Oh, no, damn it! What do I know about what you know?
3 Season
№ 302421   Added MegaMozg 28-09-2017 / 22:48