Cartoon: Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty). Page 2
- Rick, why did you lie to your daughter?
- Not to go here.
- Why you don't want to be here?
Because I do not respect the therapy, because I'm a scientist. Because I live in that invent, create and destroy. I change the world if what I do not like it. A visit to the office in the shopping center with the purpose of communication with the Ambassador of typicality, which explains the meaning of the words, never helped. Perhaps helping people to relax and to stop panicking, but it's a warehouse *burp* mind the animals that we eat. And I do not need it. I'm not a cow. I'm a cucumber! When I want to be...
3 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 23-09-2017 / 00:51
- What happened there?
- Same as always, kill Morty Morty.
Quote Explanation: Morty the COP incinerated the building and Morty criminals
3 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 10:03
If we can kill the enemy, it means that we can't Jack off!?
3 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 02:03
There is no better time to booze and sinister prudent speech, from which the soul leaves in heels. Speech about politics... About the order... the Brotherhood... of Power. But the question - the lot of agitators. The time has come for those who act...
Quote Explanation: Evil Morty became President of "the Citadel of Ricks"
3 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 13-09-2017 / 22:03
Park in a handicapped spot, Morty. Here all who have less than eight limbs are considered to be disabled.
2 Season
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MegaMozg 15-08-2017 / 20:18
- Rick, you seem to be saying that you need my urgent assistance in the adventure somewhere. Whatever, even if we die.
- Not said, but if you're really alienated, I am ready to use it, like any man, the Church, the army or Olympic gymnastics coach.
3 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 13-08-2017 / 15:30
To live means to risk everything. Otherwise, you're just a sluggish bunch of randomly assembled molecules floating on the current of the Universe.
3 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 13-08-2017 / 15:27
Jerry some time... spend it... in the divorce...
3 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 13-08-2017 / 15:24
- Are you okay?
- Look, there's nothing to be proud of, but the truth is that I continued to crawl and survived.
3 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 13-08-2017 / 15:21
The one who owns the pants owns the world.
3 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 13-08-2017 / 15:18
Wubba lubba dub dub.
1 Season
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MegaMozg 26-07-2017 / 13:12
Hate the game, not the player, son.
2 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:30
You know, the way we die. Alone.
2 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:01
- That is, a planet produces electricity for you? It's slavery!
- This society. They work with each other, earn money, build houses, build a family, have children who then stand in the place of those who are too old to work.
Is the same slavery, just complicated!
- Ulala, someone will get in College.
2 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:01
- Should I stop? You drink coffee, or we will Plesner water on your face...
No no, if I wanted to be sober, I would not drink.
2 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:01
