Cartoon: Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty). Page 4

Want to hear pleasant words? Date a linguist!

You know, I don't want to kill.
- It's just robots Morty! In robots you can shoot.
(Morty shoots one in the leg)
[- He shot my foot!
Glen's bleeding! Urgently inform his wife and children!]
- They're not robots, Rick!
- It was a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them.

You know what I think about school, Jerry? It's a waste of time. A bunch of people running all around and bumps into each other, some dude stands in front and says: "two plus Two..." and the people in the back say "Four." And then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says that you can go take a shit or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry.

A wedding is a funeral cake.

- What do you do? Watch TV? The phone crash?
- Are you serious?
- Trying to start a conversation.
- Yes? And how it will help to start a discussion with me? I can't say anything, communicate with sarcasm or bellowing "Yes" as testirovanie animal. This is not a conversation! You keep me in verbal captivity!

You can't force people to love you. You just need to wait until they get tired of hating you.

Don't insult my father! He is the reason that our children are only half stupid!

Wow, where are we, Rick?
- Morty, remember, 8 seconds ago, you said, "Inside what?" and I said, "Inside the battery"? Then we got here, and I said, "Wow, how unexpected! I never expected this, Morty, what a mess?!"...
Okay, we are inside the battery, I understand, don't needle.

- Rick, luminous cobbles have no place in the kitchen trash!
- Your genes and the unemployed have no place in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is full of exceptions...

And yet, dad, knock next time, okay? I mean, I'm sitting here with the computer, I am 14... you know?

- From the point of view of tradition, the science fair is designed for fathers and sons.
Well, scientifically, traditions are designed for idiots.

Where is the sex robot that Morty?
- This is Gwendolyn... that is a robot. She began to squeak, and then transformed and tried to fly away.
Oddly enough, no men do.

I'm sure you like it, Morty! This is probably the best day of your life! You must be, became mayor of the city called "I told you so"!

- What about a reality where we all killed?
- What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is to just not think about it, Morty.