Cartoon: Rick and Morty (Rick and Morty). Page 3

I like to be in that room, locked away from the world. The only time I can think and feel.

- Jerry! Thank God!
- God? God turns all men into monsters, and I beat them to death. Glory to me.
- Thank you, Jerry! Thanks!

No one will kill me until I caught my wife with another!

Everyone in this room needs to know two things: never betray me and it's time to throw!

Now we must do everything with full confidence. I am sure that we complete ***TS!

- I have a new catchphrase!
Really? And what, Rick?
- "I love my grandchildren." Almanacka! Figure out there! My new phrase is "I*UY!"

My son is going to capture the planet, and I'm too young to drive. Help me get him back?
- Probably Morty, I guess. But first, a deep SIP from a tall glass of "I told you so".

- You need to direct the energy in another direction. Here how about a dance? You want to learn to dance?
- I would like to... dance on the graves of your enemies!

- And you're here for what?
For all.

You know, parents are just children, who have children.

Sometimes science is more art than science. Many people don't realize this.

- Do you happen to have some sort of crazy science stuff that you could do on an ambulance to collect to make this dog posmyshlenney?
- I always thought that the whole point of having a dog is to feel superior.

Listen, Morty, I don't want to upset you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction, forcing animals to breed. At first it is strong feeling, Morty, but then it slowly weakens, leaving you in a failed marriage without a penny in his pocket. So it was with me, so will your parents. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, stick to the science.

No one is there for a reason, one not attached to anything, all one day will die, let's go watch some TV.