Character: Algernon

The sun always rises. In the end, even our darkness means at the other end of the world burns a day.

Talk about your own Affairs is very vulgar. These are the activities of stockbrokers, and then more at dinner parties.

It is necessary for something to be serious, if you want to enjoy life.

- I hope tomorrow the weather is good, lane.
- The weather is never good, sir.
Lane, you're a perfect pessimist.
- Try as much, sir.

- Soon after seven.
- You constantly soon seven.
Yeah, I'm hungry.

The only way to behave to a woman is to take care of her if she's pretty, or else if she is plain.

What do they say?
- Fools? Of course, about smart people.
- What fools!

Relatives are boring people, they don't have a clue about how we should live, and have no way to guess when they should die.

You see, girls never marry those with whom you flirt. They believe that it is not accepted.

- If I get married, I'll certainly try to forget that I am married.
- The divorce court was specially created for people with a bad memory.

Being in love is really romantic. But to offer a hand and heart? Offer can take. Yes, usually always take. Then farewell all the charm. The essence of romance is uncertainty.