Character: Maxim Boletus

- Excuse me, but you are not crazy?
- No. I have help there.

- Defend yourself, sir!
- I am at your service.
- I have the honour to attack you! Where have you been?
- What the hell? I was on a business trip!
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- What nephew?
- A favorite! And wolf trap? A sore leg? And the cigarette "Friend"?
- Listen, stop the gag! In Shakespeare's time was not a cigarette "Friend" was not! And then, why you switched to prose?

I always say that this is a talented criminal. Maybe even more talented than me.
- This can not be!
- No, in life it happens.

- Strange questions you ask, comrade investigator!
Yes... I'm weird, and not weird who?..

- I recognize you.
And it's not me!
- This is you talking: "who are the judges?"
- The judges didn't say anything...

Why do you need a wig? You have your whole life was spent in makeup.

Though he is a thief, but a selfless and honest man.

- Who is the witness?
- I! What happened?

It's hard to catch the man who leads a double life.

A real crook is a good actor.

No mercy for the man who betrayed the friendship.