Movie: Beware of the car

- Evgeny, this is it: "Leave, for God's sake!"
- Express. Break.

This type of sights on the most sacred thing we have! On the Constitution! It reads: "Every person has the right to personal property. It is protected by the law." Everyone has the right to have a car, a dacha, books... money! Comrades, the money still has not been canceled. From each according to his ability, to each according to his labor in cash.

No good deed may be accompanied by lies and deceit!

- Excuse me, but you are not crazy?
- No. I have help there.

I'll get a fresh beer, just delivered. And roach will be served.
- A dried fish that you just caught?

- Defend yourself, sir!
- I am at your service.
- I have the honour to attack you! Where have you been?
- What the hell? I was on a business trip!
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- What nephew?
- A favorite! And wolf trap? A sore leg? And the cigarette "Friend"?
- Listen, stop the gag! In Shakespeare's time was not a cigarette "Friend" was not! And then, why you switched to prose?

Nothing, nothing, in prison you re in ten years will come back a different person!

I always say that this is a talented criminal. Maybe even more talented than me.
- This can not be!
- No, in life it happens.

- Dima, do not worry! It is necessary to give to the investigator in the leg!
- Well, you're crazy! Paw! Crazy!
- You have to give a lot, then it will take!
- Shut up! Attention! Will not allow! Shame!
- Dad, your teachings you would have acted on the market!
- I trade klubniku grown with their own hands, and bribes that son-in-law - his own daughter get pulverized!

- Thank you, friend, rescued!
- What a conversation!? The man - friend!
- Oh! Sure! Happened to me trouble - you helped me, if it happened to you trouble - I'll help you!
- And together - we do the same thing, you're on your way, and I - on the.

- Strange questions you ask, comrade investigator!
Yes... I'm weird, and not weird who?..

Look, I got pretty drunk, huh? I need to put myself in a horizontal position.

- I recognize you.
And it's not me!
- This is you talking: "who are the judges?"
- The judges didn't say anything...

Man like any other living creature loves itself create additional difficulties. This explains the desire to have your own car.