Character: Sheogorath

The catch? What are you incredulous. If there was a catch, I would say that two of my guests - the killers-cannibals. You want a tip? If someone tries to kill you, kill him back!

Ah, my little mortal. I have a lot of personalities, but they're all really like.

What, you don't have time to appreciate my witty jokes? Okay, okay. This act dedicated to the Aldmeri Dominion. Cats and elves! Frankly, neither one nor the other I do not particularly like. Too much fur... and arrogance.

I won't tell you - I'll show you! This is the essence of storytelling is to show, not tell.

No, well be sure to come and distract? I'm busy doing the fish stick. Then you need thin state of mind!

Time is an artificial construct. A conditional system based on the idea that events occur always in the same direction. Always forward, but never backward. True if the concept of time? Is there a significant time? It doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm afraid our time is coming to an end.

And you know who I am? I'm part of you... I am a shadow in your subconscious, a pimple on your fragile psyche. You know me, you just do it... don't know...

It will work, if won't even work.

You need to gain the respect of my subjects. When I leave, they need a leader, an object of admiration. These people are the backbone of any great land. The truth is that ridge is the ridge. Happened to be from Malacath?.. Disgusting place. Okay, back to business. You need to lead one of the courts of Madness. To take the place of the current Duke. Or Duchess. Still someone. And respect in your pocket! The people will rally around you. Going to bathe in their love, admiration and complaints! What a difference! If it keeps them on our side.

...the obelisk there just there. Dirty things.

Well, aren't you cute? You really don't know? But what we're talking about all the time? Because he is me! I am he! We are part of one another, in fact. I therefore will not be here when he comes that I shall do. It happens every time. Grey starts March, you receive an Order, I become Jyggalag and destroy his Kingdom.

For some time I'm waiting for you or someone like you, or someone other than yourself. I needed a protector, and it will be you. Time to save the Kingdom! Free the Princess! To slay the beast! Or die in the attempt to do so. Need your help. We are approaching a time of change. Everything changes. Even Daedric princes. Especially the Daedric princes. The Daedra are the embodiment of variability. Variability and persistence. And I'm also I another.

How dare you interrupt me? Only I can interrupt myself. Here it is now.

So go out there, Tagon. Eat green pollen. Take a bath. But leave the premises. Before I decorate my throne with your insides.