TV series: Orange is the new black (Orange Is the New Black). Page 2

It's like coming home after a long trip. That's what love is. Back home.

- Come on, I want to say that this isn't lonely? In the ass of the world?
- No. I don't really like people, I prefer beans. Seen long beans? She came. And even a banjo. Here are my friends: beans and banjo. And I'm fucking the welder - it is necessary to have a hobby.

- Who are you?
My name is Alex.
And what do you do, not counting the jokes on strangers in a bar?
- Work for an international drug cartel.

What is love? Well, when the person reduces stomach and ease this. And cheeks hurt because of smiling. And smile so much that everyone thinks you're sick.

You know, one of the main reasons that I live 110 miles from civilization is that I'm kind of allergic to other people's drama.

You know what's weird? I'm in a women's prison, but don't understand women.
- I'm going to say something, Bennett. When you go to meet them, to convince them that a compromise is somewhere midway, and in fact go towards 10-15 percent. Women are very bad at math, don't forget.

- There's always some chance, right?
- Hope is a dangerous thing.

In the end, you want to be with someone with whom you can lie down, curled up. Someone who knows when to order Chinese food.