TV series: Orange is the new black (Orange Is the New Black). Page 1

And? What is the problem?
- Then they blew a fuse.
- You will be able to fix it, darling?
- Of course you can! If you namoro your girly brain.

- Continue to talk about innocence - I'll be back here so fast like you got a magnet in my ass.
- I didn't do anything!
- Hey, I, too, see? Yes, everything got here, who took a wrong turn on the way to Church.

In my defense I want to note that technically, you did not go for a screwdriver, you were put in solitary confinement because of your statements Caputo.
- Honey, we in a tight space and I bench 140 pounds. Sure you wanna handle this shit technically?

- Ugh, I hate rats!
- My brother had one when we were kids. It was kind of cute. He named it Antonio.
- I saw one chewed up a baby's face. I called it "fucking recognizeda a rat."

It is necessary to reach the bottom to understand which path to choose. Welcome to the bottom, baby! From this point everything will work out.

Black heard about the chicken and this is how it turned out.
Why? Because all black people love chicken?
- Don't be a racist! Because they are grainsize. And someone all combed, what's inside chicken heroin. <...> The Spanish or the blacks have her. Those Spanish probably had not only cut her throat and drink her blood. Well, or something else superstitious... All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens. And to absorb its power... And make chicken Kiev. Well, okay.

Officer Ray! I believe that laying new wiring - it entertaining lesson for ***ucego Monday? That is, no. You need to relax after an exhausting weekend of prostate stimulation and ***whether the sex dolls. But instead, thanks to this missed opportunity for cradle death, you're here with me... and all these sucker.

Look, I've been here for almost three years and thought I had seen all the productions of lesbian theatre. But you two - this is a brand new play. What the ***AES have happened?!

... If you think she's not, then you're dumber than you look, which is quite unfortunate, because you look like your relatives ***Ala each other for generations.

... I know that before this place I was someone. And I had the life that I choose. Now the main thing is to get through the day, not crying. And I'm afraid I'm still terrified. I'm afraid that's stopped trying to be myself, and I'm afraid that just the same was. Other people in prison is not the worst, Dean. Scared to be alone with who you are. Because in these walls nowhere to run, even if you could run...

I know I should rejoice. I'm young, almost. And healthy, too, almost. I'm alive. I live, breathe, and it's a miracle how lucky I was. Nevertheless, I go to bed, and my gnawing feeling that I have done a little, and every morning I get up and think this feeling will pass. But it is not. It makes me a selfish ungrateful prick?

You cheat on Larry? Four's too.

Jesus, Larry, when I get out, will probably be three new generations of iPhones.

Suicidal thoughts will come. With time. In some days there will be other thoughts.