TV series: The last of Magician

- And how much it might cost?
Is the second standard issue of the Armenians, after the question: "What is it?"

Trust the expert, the Armenian and the shovel is friendship for a while.

- Well?
- Hurry... to meet with your disability.

Sorry... a Moment of unconscious resentment.

- Why are you still here? You wanted to get off early?
- Early to leave - it's never too late!

David can, I called you to drink this cognac, because for one it is not divided.
- Do not drink is not an option? I understand that you're worried about bursting with marine, but...
- What?! I mean - I worry? <...> Let's have a drink with you during our divorce that we didn't love each other and died on different days.

So you stood up and buried!

If you cheat on the wife today, tomorrow you change Home!

- Yegor, can I now machine your take? I have a lot of cases, you have half of Moscow to travel...
- Marin, you know, we are in a difficult financial situation, I still for the hull not paid.
- Well, come on, I'm fine for driving. What? The last accident was three months ago. And that is not my fault that the attendant forgot to remove the hose from the tank.
- He forgot - he doesn't have time...

You know what, Karen G., I'll say this, in contrast to Armenians, Georgians, even the "drunk", your words in the wind throw.
- But we have delicious apricot!
- Yes?
- Yes!

It's amazing how can a woman be beautiful and smart at the same time.

Yes... I didn't think my future husband is such a liar!
- Marinochka, women always choose a man, very like his father.

- Sorry, marine, but I don't believe that your dad can kill the poor animal, and the barbecue mom, we already promised...
- Dad, why do you think that Karen Georgievich cannot kill the sheep?
Because I know a little bit about people. Karen G. may kill a sheep, if only sheep tries to kill Karen Georgievich.

I don't know how you, in Armenia, and we have a woman's desire - the law. Especially pregnant. I have pork in the fridge and I'll fry the kebab.
- No.
What?
- No, because shish kebab is a dish of Caucasian nationality. It should prepare those who have at least a little bit understands this.
- Why do you think that it should be you?
Because Armenia is in the Caucasus, and among us two more Armenian a little bit, but I am.
- I think that it is good to do something, not necessarily born there, where it came up.
- Hypothetically, Yes. But look at the cognac was invented by the French, but it better serves the Armenians.