Character: Yegor Shcherbakov

David can, I called you to drink this cognac, because for one it is not divided.
- Do not drink is not an option? I understand that you're worried about bursting with marine, but...
- What?! I mean - I worry? <...> Let's have a drink with you during our divorce that we didn't love each other and died on different days.

- Yegor, can I now machine your take? I have a lot of cases, you have half of Moscow to travel...
- Marin, you know, we are in a difficult financial situation, I still for the hull not paid.
- Well, come on, I'm fine for driving. What? The last accident was three months ago. And that is not my fault that the attendant forgot to remove the hose from the tank.
- He forgot - he doesn't have time...

Yes... I didn't think my future husband is such a liar!
- Marinochka, women always choose a man, very like his father.

- Sorry, marine, but I don't believe that your dad can kill the poor animal, and the barbecue mom, we already promised...
- Dad, why do you think that Karen Georgievich cannot kill the sheep?
Because I know a little bit about people. Karen G. may kill a sheep, if only sheep tries to kill Karen Georgievich.

- You know, in the end, you are to blame!
- I?!
- Yes! Fell in love with an Armenian! Would love Russian - would have long been married and have children would be. Probably...

- Karen G., and where is marine?
I thought you teach her on a machine to kill people.

- How did you meet?
Is a very romantic story! Barcelona. I was sitting in a cafe at a table...
- Barcelona... When you have time in Barcelona to visit?
Cafe Barcelona in Kiev.
- A strange city after all Moscow, agree? Barcelona to Kiev, street of the Georgian - Belarusian!

- You're so fetching when you're angry.
- Don't tell me you're one of those who believes that the best sex is sex after an argument.
- I'm one of those who believes that the best sex is sex instead of an argument.

- Have you noticed how strained the relationship between me and mother-in-law?
Yes. Why?
- Listen... at First she was against me due to the fact that I'm Armenian. Then she was confused, because I don't have MSU hemskogo diploma. But most importantly, when Natasha was pregnant marine, she took a sabbatical and left the Institute. Here, she never forgave me. And since then, sawing, sawing, sawing... well, you know, the usual relationship between brother-in-law and mother-in-law.
- Why normal? Unusual. I have Natalia Vasilievna not that kind of relationship.
- Egor-Jan, maybe you and Natalia Vasilievna, not so tense, but not perfect.
- No, Karen Georgievich. They are perfect! It does not show me the claims, we are not fighting... In my opinion, very perfect.
- Egor-Jan, listen to smart people. What Natasha does not impose any beef with you, it means nothing. Just my wife is educated, and can not behave rude to their relatives.

- Karen G., I'm looking for work and not this: "need movers", "plumber"... What is it?
- Well and what does not work?
- Yes, but it can be any fool.
Well, that's why I thought you'd be good at.

- You need to think of a name that will have you on Skype.
My mom is already up - Karen.