TV series: I, Zombie (iZombie). Page 2

- The bullet out of the barrel straight in the barrel.
- Pulmonary trunk. Medical humor.
- The best jokes are the ones that need to explain.

Wow, look at that rock!
- She wore the necklace on special occasions.
Really? I thought she went down with the Titanic.

- They feel the pain, he flinched when I stabbed him. You can go too far, Browning.
Bo is not a newcomer. Let's get it together.
- No, please don't do this. I need more time to study it. To save the human race, the essence?
That's what we're doing, Doc. Show the world what need to fear.
- Are you going to stand there, Doc, shoot, or roast.
- About five we begin. And you'll stand there and not utter a word.
- He is a person. Zombie - Yes, but a person.

- I know that this situation could scare you, Stacey, but have a choice. Of course, in the first case you're buried alive in this overpriced box. But in the second you stay alive and get what I proudly call a truly amazing business opportunity. So, I want to hear more about this unforgettable opportunity?
- To listen to your business plan? What was the first option?

- I'll shoot you, slit her throat, we buried you.
And yet, here I am.
- Why are you still alive?
I eat human brains, and that makes me...
- A cannibal?
- Technically, probably Yes. But, that's not the word I was looking for. I eat human brains, I am invincible and so I...
Is a serial killer?
- Again, technically. And, you know, to hell. I'm here, I'm a zombie. Get used to it.
- Okay, you're a zombie, and I'm Santa Claus, and if you let me go, I'll make you a gift that you never dreamed of.
Bad news, Stace, my little elves have already found the sleigh and all the presents.

So long when you dream about something, you begin to fear that when they finally succeed, it is disappointing.

- You don't understand, this girl is a mutant.
Mutant?
- I said so. We fought, she has red eyes, the face became mutandis.
- Mutandis?..
- Stop repeating my words like I was crazy.
- I kicked his ass. And that's all. If he wants to give me superpowers, so it was quieter - health.
- I want to know more about these superpowers. She knew martial arts?
- I didn't know. She was well trained.
- Trained as a ninja?
Exactly.
- She's a mutant ninja? And she had a shell and a passionate love for pizza?

- No, not persuade.
- Please, he is too easily admitted, you said so yourself. His lawyer agreed to a lousy deal. I hinted at some sinister forces. Liv, I think he did not kill Roxanne Greer.
- Okay, you want me to find evidence to destroy the thing that Clive built against Valera?
Yes.
- I want to come stay in the mind of the guy who hanged himself?
Yes.
- A guy who, if I remember correctly, was in a psychiatric hospital?
Yes, that's right.
- For what?
- Hallucinations with his dead wife?
You know, not the best choice of how to spend a weekend.
Yeah, with that attitude. To administer justice is fun. To spend time with Peyton, it's fun.
- Persuaded by another justice.

- How's it going with Justin? You're picky, broke up with her boyfriend because his face during orgasm you amused.
- You should have seen him.

- Are you going to work today?
- What?
- So, just.
- I want to know whether the apartment is at your disposal?
Is your words.
- Come on, you got your own room. Zombie sex so loud? With groans and growls?
- I just asked if you're going to work.

- I'm sorry. You must be scared.
- Watching my girlfriend is a zombie talking to a Ghost? The usual Tuesday.

I'm not afraid of dying, Liv. I'm afraid of remembering.
I'm not afraid to die Liv. I'm afraid to remember.

But, let me get this straight. We can go to the castle as it there, to battle this thing back and get a reward from the old lady or you can just tie the old lady and get what you want immediately?

You can't kill what's already dead.