TV series: The Mentalist (The Mentalist). Page 1

- Where's my Apple?
- Your what?
- I asked you to get me an Apple!
- I went through death valley, and you can think about your stomach?
- That's it!
- Apple to her! You're just selfish!
Selfish?
- Who?
- I'm selfish?
- Sat on my couch.. I'll have some tea if you're done. I'm not very good! You would poke electroceram! Do not give to drink tea and sleep!
- I wish I had a Taser...

- Because then you have nothing to do, I'm stealing you. There's another thing.
- Evil does not sleep. Where he stopped the wheel of death?

I read on the Internet women lose interest in sex immediately after the wedding.

What's inside - not so important. The most exciting is a mystery, because it leaves memories.

I don't know what will...
- Everything will be fine!
- Well, Yes! Everything will be fine... I have not heard a more suspicious phrase.

- Who's your Triceratops next to the T. Rex?
- T-Rex - weaklings, korotkolapye. A big chicken with teeth.
Yes. And the Triceratops is just a Horny pig.
And with the shield on the neck. This is more of a giant chicken.

- How rendered the party?
- Torture. This must not happen again...

Want to kill someone don't kill him. Kill his family.

Nancy was closer to it all. It is a classic example of the power of the female partner.
What?
- You know the type. They are always looking for the weak, then to have the power in the relationship.

The dog who barks rarely bites.

Bad - one word... Actions are legitimate and not. The people are happy and sad, rich and poor, the living and the dead, but of the concept of "good" or "bad" - no. It's just life, nothing more. One event after another.

Lao Tzu said that if you are looking for everywhere and can't find the title, it is only because it is already yours.

Best dancer in the world seem insane to those who cannot hear the music.