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All the best is free.
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- But Sasha is good and he has a heart!
- And I have no heart! I celled bastard!
1 Season 18 Series
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This contest - battle of lions. Your head up, spread your right shoulders, do not lick wounds. Rejoice them. Scars on the body is a sign of the participant. You participated in the battle of the lions. And even if you did not win, that doesn't mean you can't roar!
4 Season 12 Series
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- Men are expected to grow.
- Yes, and dogs to stop licking themselves. It's impossible.
1 Season 3 Series
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Most marriages that involved cheating.
1 Season 4 Series
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- When her period? [childbirth]
- At the end of March.
- So that's five months!
- Thank God these chairs are comfortable.
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Blood test normal, ultrasound showed nothing. So, the differential diagnosis is that with her?
- With him.
With him, her... What's the difference? You think the problem is in the testicles?
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- 30% of fathers don't realize they're raising someone else's children.
- No, it occurs in 10% of cases.
Mothers want us to think.
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- It means something?
- No, he's just blinking ridiculous.
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Fender, you are so lucky! And if Tanya tankers met, what would come?
1 Season 5 Series
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I'm a playboy?! Yes, who are you listening to? I'm... shy, a notorious homebody! And anyway, I'm a born man!
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Guys, thanks, of course, but I... Also Rublevsky...
- What, hard?
- Very much...
- It happens. Don't get upset.
1 Season 1 Series
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Perry, can you imagine just saw blue interracial couple! So cute...
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- Now would carrot juice with cream...
- Well, let me get you a Cup of tea with condensed milk nebelthau!
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Going to work four hours a week for these poor six years... will Have to stay here till 2054.
1 Season 1 Series
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