Quotes from TV shows. Page 2778

Useful when you think you are crazy - you are not trying to argue.

- You want pain? Penis you will provide it.

- You are so very nimble!
It's because life is short...

I don't want someone who doesn't need me...

The real world will never disappear, and to return to the past is also impossible...

Apparently, hallucinogens Christmas bring people together.

- Honey, if I get fired, you need to shrink costs.
- I live in a tiny apartment with my husband, his friend and stuffed dog, much more squeezed?

- 'll get his doctor's permission for an MRI.
His doctor is busy. It teaches him how to miss the "Kill me" in Morse code.

Got the transfer papers, was prepared by plasmapheresis. Are you okay?
A fresh injection of masculinity. Like?
- I'm paralyzed and she's worried about his scratch.
What the hell were you doing there?
- Looking for Antiques. Found you Victorian corset. Then come on in, I'll wedge.
It glues? Turn, then loves him, too. ... and... Yes...

- Are you there all naked?
- No, in women's panties.
- You always wear?
- No, today for the first time wearing.
So, only people decided to wear women's panties and now this.....

- Got a minute?
- At least two! I'm at work!

You can not take men so seriously.

- Do you normally eat? For a child it is very important.
- Yes, of course. Boars, bananas...

I used that people have to be disappointed, and the worst part is when you disappoint them.