Performance: Small comedies of a big house

- Tungusic, and you loved me some women?
- ... Respected!

- Tungusic, what you cook for dinner? Kebab or satsivi?
- Darling, how many times can you repeat that I was the second day unsuccessfully spectacle are on a diet! What could be the kebab? Only steam pureed carrot cakes! But with pasta!

- Tell, please, and how old is your son, Victor?
- 25!
Oh, my God! 25... and the father of three children! My under forty, and he is like a child!
- It looks like a big boy!

... Sixteen years is romance, search. I understand... <...> But then stop scaring mommy that you've decided to marry as soon as you write an algebra quiz! I know you will tell me in response: statistics, twentieth century, early marriage... they Say in Africa get married at the age of fifteen... So they live to forty, they used to be... I married at eighteen two weeks before you were born... It is still good that it turned out that I really love your mother... And then you saw me...

Sergei, you're already in tenth grade, and it is understandable that mom and concerned about your future... what you wanna be? Last time on this issue you spoke when you were four years old: "I Want to be a ice cream man!" You now sixteen. You still want to be Iceman or chose something more interesting?.. Share! Can I get you something prompt. You have a quality of many great people... for Example, you're playing cards, like Dostoevsky, like coffee, like Einstein, wearing my hair like Sofia Kovalevskaya... it is Time for someone to give preference -- You - equilateral triangle: you have literature three, three in physics, mathematics three... Look, Sergei, you have only one five, and that this morning you took of my jacket...

... Last summer, finally gathered in Gagra, on vacation, and instead flew to Leningrad and all the money in this canape boomed! It is, you see, in the old manor. In his bugs flowing noble blood.

Still you are near
Close, but
Ridiculous crack scheduled the border.
And guess it's getting harder, what's going on
Now in your soul.
In my soul?
Let's trade souls!
Well, let's switch souls
Well, at least for an hour,
Well, at least for a moment.

You dream of me like a sea ship,
Else we're needed as air,
But somehow, all weak and muffled echo
From the first "Love!"

To invent something we need,
To do something immediately necessary for us.
Should the former be -
Well, at least for a moment!
If you would just listen!
If only you'll listen to me,
You're my eyes look at the world!

As you know, life is given to man once, but fails often.