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Pecking chicken? Wheat. But what to feed the clock? Ticking, my dear. Look, they are pecking and ticking the same: now! now! now!
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 13:36
Watch killer time. Otsenivanie wheels time is dead and comes alive only when the clock is stopped.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:07
Men like a clock - they need to start each day.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 19:06
Sadly, the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day, day after day, is work. You can't eat 8 hours a day, or drinking or making love.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 15:38
Okay, I have to go to rehearsal, I'm late.
How do you know? You're not wearing a watch.
- I'm always late. Therefore, do not wear a watch, they make me depressed to drive.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:45
Sleep loves girls, he is not in harmony with the clock!
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 12:08
To the hours and minutes time broke limited people who are not able to enjoy it entirely.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 20:09
The clock struck five times. The clock struck three times. The clock struck zero times.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 15:56
This watch has a large round dial and a beautiful, functioning mechanism, but no arrows. They loudly ticking, measuring time, but not show the result, and it is, from my point of view, the best that I can do the merciful watch to its owner.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 15:30
A broken clock twice a day shows the correct time and after several years can boast of a long number of successes.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:21
'What a funny watch! she said. They show the number, not the hour!
- What's wrong with that? muttered the Hatter. 'Does your watch tell you what year?
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:30
Fell twelfth hour as a scaffold head executed.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 09:06
They go in the opposite direction! I did it that way so that perhaps the boys that we lost in the war might stand and come home again. In their homes, to their work, to have children, to live long, full lives. Perhaps, my own son ever again return home. I'm sorry if I offended anybody. Hope you enjoy my clock.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 01:07
Any time beat the chimes of the Spassky tower of the Kremlin, at least seven, at least an hour of the day, the impression is still like new year's midnight and it's time to drink champagne.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:52
I remember looking at the clock, wondering, how slowly the grains of sand slipping down through the glass throat, until I realized that this is due to the fact that each grain has its own will, and none wants to fall down, because for them it is tantamount to death. And yet for them it was inevitable; and that this light, I thought, very similar to this watch: when all the living will die in one direction, the reality turns and they come to life, that is, begin to die in another.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:54