positive quotes [Theme]

I am very afraid of whiskey and coke, because after the whiskey and coke I am afraid of nothing.

The main thing in life - not to allow themselves to circle with chalk!

Dew eyes a hand whisk
The last time with a longing sigh...
Since the morning was, the evening
After parting will be a meeting.

At home in the morning running around, going, late, saw the cat and zanaskar it, was late everywhere.

Sell chameleon blue. No red, no green... Damn, cool!! No, don't sell.

In our calendar, each day marked in red.

Friendship is when crazy ideas come in two heads at the same time.

Good sex relieves stress, sit-UPS, reduces weight.

If happiness is still not come, so it's huge and goes in small steps.

Life is good-when you eat slowly, so good that not choke.

Probably don't have to call a spade a spade. I'm the door.

If someone ate your cookies, then you are not alone.

- What do you want, boy? asked the saleswoman pastry Department at five-year toddler, confidently stepped to the counter. He held out his palm, on which lay a well-thumbed trolley coupons, and said:
Happiness. The whole ticket.