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Mr. Novak, we spoke to supplier, he said you special ordered products.
- Maybe to the point? Because we've got work to do, detective. Show me your balls, Maury!
- I'm sorry?
Yeah! What do we have here? Your deviled eggs, right?
Yes.
- So I thought! The case is solved, detective.
- Lucifer! You are my handcuffs?
Maybe.
Sorry, we wanted to know something about your...
- The eggs!
- Stuffed!
Quote Explanation: Chloe and Lucifer was looking for a dish evidence.
4 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 08-07-2019 / 17:14
Man, the egg soft-boiled, female hard-boiled.
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MegaMozg 09-02-2019 / 11:04
Why do people say "grow a pair" when you want to motivate someone to action? Eggs - a weak and sensitive body. Better advised to grow a vagina - she can handle anything.
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MegaMozg 20-01-2019 / 10:03
You know, I'm in the area saw the cocks, and their eggs are much bigger than yours!
- What do you love to examine eggs from roosters?
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MegaMozg 12-06-2018 / 20:10
Until the egg laid, cackled (meaning: don't get excited yet).
Never cackle till your egg is laid.
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MegaMozg 03-12-2017 / 22:04
Not that would have eggs must endure the cackling of hens.
Who wants to have eggs must endure the clucking.
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MegaMozg 14-10-2017 / 23:12
- You can't and want to know why? Because you're out of eggs! And your fathers had no balls. You are all a product of generation bezyazychny idiots! Who are too weak and who is too afraid to stand up and take his! And one day you will pass on your empty, shriveled testicles to your own pitiful offspring.
I don't hear what he says?
Mostly about our eggs.
- And how come?
Quote Explanation: Communicate in prison, through the window for meetings. The guys turned to Harken for advice.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:20
Do not touch the charred genitalia. Never thought I will say it out loud.
2 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:56
- Then, what do you believe?
- I need eggs.
- I'm sorry...
Is an old joke. A guy came to the psychiatrist and says "Doc, help me, my brother's crazy: he thinks he's a chicken," and the doctor replies, "Well, bring him in a mental institution," and the man him "I would have, but I need the eggs."
- As it is not funny.
- Well, Yes.
2 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:55
Everything was fine until you came on to her eggs.
Really? And I now remember that she sent us both to hell.
2 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:55
- Take... Take the egg.
- What are eggs?
- The ones without the shell.
- Is there such?
- Man, you amaze me!
- I'm just the first time I hear it.
- It turns out you can withdraw besstolpny eggs.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:33
Glad you found your balls, don't lose them along the way.
1 Season 24 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 14:25
- I can't believe it's Christmas already. Even today you eat the Turkey, and tomorrow, you see, it is time to paint eggs.
- Do not worry, this time your eggs are not in danger.
2 Season 9 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:21
... we are now in the supermarket for three hours to choose what eggs we buy? Maybe white, maybe yellow? Maybe village, or maybe grandmother, or maybe grandfather? Early to buy eggs, you could sacrifice your own. Before all the queues had more eggs than on the counter!
8 Season 33 Series Release Date: 22.02.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:23
