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- Dad, we are in the summer going to the seaside?
- Of course! Why not? Going to smoke less and not buy something. Terry robes, chained the mats and other stuff. Without it you can live, and without the sea - no way.

- How long have you been shopping?
- A week ago in Houston.
- What did you buy?
Airline.

- Are all necessary for a trip to Alaska!
- I'm just a couple of days!
- You asked for only the Park, but your credit card decided otherwise. Here, the shoes I bought! Nothing?
What does that mean, Rupert?
For cold Northern nights - a personal heating system! But that's not all!
- I hope all.
- There would be another bill for a massage chair!

In fact, we underestimate women when it comes to physical fitness. Women are very strong. You saw women returning with purchases from the store, when on every finger a package of "Auchan"? It carries ten packages. She practically rips the feet off the ground, but it goes. Seems like she's flying over the earth. And the most amazing moment when she answers the intercom and all the packages shifts in one hand, then this hand type the code from the intercom, and free just to open the door.

- You have ten million dollars, but you will be able to buy only things that begin with the first letter of your name. What will you buy?
World.

To go to the supermarket, is a huge stress. For example, sometimes you go to the supermarket to buy bananas, go - bananas is not, now you have to go home, but now you can't get out of the supermarket because you have no shopping, and you're afraid that the guard will think you stole something. And you think: "Okay, okay, I'll get maximum slowly and with a straight face that the guard did not think that I stole something". And this is a very difficult acting challenge because you have to face to explain to the guard why you didn't buy anything, and you go like this: "No bananas, who would have thought..." Really, it's easier to buy something at the checkout, give the cashier, pay and leave.

heroes of supermarkets, the poor idiots, roll carts, fill them
achievements of civilization - the meat of dead animals, poisons in colored packages, with pointless toys that reduce waiting, synthetic lust, silicone beauty....

When I go to the Mall for new clothes, I feel uncomfortable. I think that everything put on me has just taken off those shelves, and I myself - something like a walking mannequin.

And why do you acoperi scarves and hats
Lace and gloves? Of course, you
Does not help anything these fancy clothes
In the brilliantly-meaningless a woman's life.

We all buy to live the life of another person. With us these things find a new life.

If you are buying something that you don't need, soon you will sell what you need.

To go to the store with an armful of shopping was inconvenient to leave them outside to provoke a kind but weak-willed people on prodelyvaniem feet of the property of others.

He penetrated even deeper into the woman's heart, inventing the system of "return" - this masterpiece of Jesuitical seduction. "Take, Madam, you will return to us this thing, if she stops you like." And the woman who still resisted, now bought with a clear conscience, finding an excuse that may abandon your folly.

After all the facts which it has brought, appeared, crowning them, the theory of exploitation of women. All aspired to this goal: continual turnover of capital, the system of concentration of products, low cost, attractive woman prices without prompting, inspiring customers ' trust. It is because women are competing shops, it is a woman they are trying to catch apart for her trap Bazarov previously gone to her head shows. Stores awaken in her a thirst for new pleasures, they represent a great temptation to which she inevitably responds, getting a first as a good hostess, then after flirting and, finally, does the top of my head, tempted.