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- These two were not children, but a disaster! The old woman laughed. Once, they brought a raccoon, called him a cook. I could spend hours watching him trying to wash the meringue. Before him put in the backyard of a basin of water and gave kisses, and he washed them one by one. Poor thing could not figure out where they go. Every time I looked at their empty legs and was terribly surprised. You know, he's almost a whole life spent trying to wash the meringue. And cookies also did, but it wasn't as funny, and once even washed the ice cream.

- You don't understand, Leonard. I so much miss... a Unified field theory, cold fusion, pecineaga...
- Pecineaga?
Is a hybrid dog and octopus. Best underwater friend.
- And that it was created by someone who works?
I was going to do it and give it to the three hundredth birthday.
- Excuse me, but you don't like dogs...
- Pezinok can bring from eight balls, how is it possible not to love?!

The missing link in the chain between animals and a true human is, most likely, we are with you.

Crossed the echidna with the platypus. Animal still bite, but with a very snide look.

We will never be able to love it, as it is in the middle, while not able to love, like, brothers, like animals and stuff.

On "Master and commander":
"And you know, at the end of the movie where they write "No animals were harmed" should be written "Except for a parrot in a bar, Monkey Bar" because at five in the morning, I have to say, I was quite rude to him verbally, and I think he's got emotional trauma".

- Do you really think that people got up in the evolution of higher animals?
"Of course," I replied. - Isn't there?
"No," he said. - It has fallen much lower. Today only departed from Affairs a millionaire can afford a lifestyle of an animal: living in nature in the most suitable for the body climatic conditions to move a lot, eat clean food, and never about anything not to worry. Think: no animals is not working.
- And squirrels? asked Hera. They were going nuts.
- Honey, it's not a job. Now, if squirrels from morning to night to sell to each other some bear shit, it would work. And to gather nuts is a free shopping. Are only the cattle that man led in his image and likeness. And the man himself.

- Catch up! Catch! Only the best cats!
Best licking their wounds.
- Take the best of the worst!

So, Butch, your collar is fitted with the latest communication system "Kaskader-7": key, noose, neon laser, grappling hook and a breath mint-flavored sausage. And here is your collar.
- Cool! And what does he do?
- Holding a sign with your name on it.

Outside the window, up the branch of a birch, is a Sparrow. Naturally goes, and does not jump. Cautiously and slowly. A hybrid Sparrow and a cat. Cascobay or Verochka. However, it floors me to see. Maybe he's Kotoba. Here it is - the dreaded Moscow ecology. Mutants everywhere. Soon these cotobei will get into the vents and make wealth.

- A man is king of nature.
- It is a pity that the animals don't know that they are illiterate.

Homosexual relationship is not something exceptional. It is marked more than four hundred and fifty species of animals.

No wings, just dying and all, the Caterpillar.

Tiger is not responsible for their actions. We see that nature has given him everything necessary for his life - he unconsciously obey natural instincts and finds them protection.