Author of quotes: Fannie Flagg

By the way, no one wants to buy a slightly used husband on the cheap?

Memories still lived in him, and that night, as usual, he searched for them in his memory, tried to catch them in the wrong moonlight. Every now and then he managed to grab one of them, and he sat astride it, rushed at a gallop, and it looked like magic.

At a mean fisherwoman no bait on the hook.

It's going to rain,
Soon the snow will go
And all the leaves from the trees
Fig will fall.

Came this preacher, Billy Bundy, was trying to sell mom's religious sewing machine. Dad asked what in this sewing machine such religious, and Billy said:
- If you buy such a machine, the Lord bless you.

Grandma's right. She says all men get stupid when it comes to women.

Don't understand. Every time a movie baby is born, it's a boy. Once a girl. And that these boys such szemettelep? I can do the same thing and the boy. Can even Michael to win. It must be awful to be born a girl and know that your dad wanted a boy.

Dad advised her not to think about how he behaved in the past and think about our lives, well, it's like watching the announcement of the "coming Soon". In the end mom said, "Yes."

Because dad had problems getting mom to marry him. She considered him a freak, midget and anorexic, but he was not far behind. Wrote her poems, and when she said she doesn't want to marry him, he cried and made such a scandal that he was sorry. He was up all night crying on her porch. My grandmother told her, better make a deal and then he leaves. I personally am very glad my mom agreed.

Dad built me in the backyard rope swing, the whole day spent on this but, sorry, made a mistake in the calculations, when they were hanged. I firmly took hold of the rope, dad accelerated and struggling shook me, and the swing crashed into a tree, so now my front right tooth broken off. Dad says - but I am different from others. And mom says deformity.
My mom has a theory that the dad tried several times to kill me. I once fell asleep in the living room, he carried me into the bedroom and on the way smashed my head. He pushed me off the pier in Pearl river when I was three, and he jumped after me, believed that young children, like young animals, could swim if sufficiently frightened. But I was scared enough. You should have seen all the junk on the bottom that I could see while I was waiting for him to dive and pull me up. Tin cans, old cigar box "ROI-tan" and the flint for striking fire.

Mom and dad Tradgedy raised me as a mother, and I all loved them. Especially Buddy. But married Cleo, his older brother. He then became a chiropractor and with age I started to ache back, so that was handy.

Not to be missed chance at love.

When to plant the seeds of kindness, will surely gather a rich harvest of good friends.

... all the evil in the world, from radicals and fanatics. <...> do not understand the jokes themselves are mad and others are brought to a white heat.