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The other day I read a women's magazine because I wanted to punish myself. Felt disgusting, and there tips for weight loss. The one I saw in Cosmo. They asked the women: "the next time you're on a diet, don't spoil the day." Because the day is spoiled if you eat a doughnut, have to commit suicide. "Don't spoil the day, fried foods, instead grab a handful of almonds". A handful of almonds! Cosmo said to take a handful of almonds, just a handful of almonds. Anus himself shove a handful of almonds, Cosmo. Let's get rid of the hunger. I'm a grown woman, not a forest squirrel.

I don't like to see in women's magazines something like "We will tell you about the gap between the thighs". And you think: "I Know about this space - it used to be called "rickets". "We will tell you how to keep a man." Why would I know how to keep a man? A married man is bound by legal obligations.

... I became more public, and sometimes I think I'm back in school, because now anyone can tell me that I'm ugly, and often do. Most of all this sin in social networks, but another culprit I believe women's magazines - I hate them, because we do not develop them, and only fall - they give us unrealistic ideals of how we should look, rather than encourage us to appreciate ourselves for who we are - that is, ***tional.

Stories in books can not be compared with news stories. History of Newspapers - like freshly caught fish, worthy of attention only as long as it stays fresh, that is very long.

Fortunately, the gentlemen of the press, I read your Newspapers, to know what I think.

A beer also read the newspaper, and none of them showed the slightest sign of disgust. It was their daily spiritual food, common as beer.

Press is independent only when it can attack even on its defenders.

The more you try to hide something from the press, the more they are interested in.

Press free press the public interest, becomes depressed.

Honesty for the newspaper the same as virtue for a woman.

I wanted to praise the daring of the brave, hopeful, reckless lovers, the titans, who are fighting in suspense and tension, amidst the horror and tragedy, and life itself inferior to their onslaught. And the coffee stories, it seems hard, any praise of Mr. Butler, stingy hunters dollars, and gray rebound gray fellows. Maybe it's the fact that the editors of magazines such gray? Or they are simply afraid of life - and these writers and editors and readers?

In the life of a paperboy is all that wonderful life of any decent man. Sincerity? Newsboy sincerely says what he thinks. Creativity? Paperboy no end of doing, wishful thinking. Love? Paperboy loves something that is not worthy of love.

- There is a vacancy. The newspaper "defending the Motherland". Write down the name, Kashirin.
Is bald like this?
- Kashirin is an experienced journalist. Man - quite soft...
- Shit, - I say - too soft.
- Do you know him?

In the Soviet press only mistakes are true. "Glavnokomanduyuschim". "Bolshevik servitude" (instead of "cohort"). "The Communists condemn the decision of the party" (instead of - "discuss"). And so on.