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She said I was her favorite, I said no, I'm your husband, so be it.
№ 50440   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 00:15
Some men are comforted by the fact that there are women less attractive than their wives; the other pursues the idea that there are women more attractive.
№ 46115   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 21:24
The jealous husband, which releases the wife from their clutches - covetous, presumptuous talent in the ground.
№ 46111   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 21:24
She too was divorced, however, her husband has disappeared a long time ago and in conversations was designated exclusively as "the freak" or "cowardly son of a bitch".
№ 45466   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 21:00
- You have two husbands, and I have none!
Technically, I only have one husband.
But it was two!
- I've had two pairs of shoes. Very practical.
№ 43525   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:42
A husband who is quite able to have Breakfast at an expensive restaurant, nevertheless, every morning, makes some sandwiches and carries to his office in a paper bag. For this, he uses a scrap of bread, the remains of yesterday's dinner and paper bags which saves for his wife. This gives him complete control over the finances of the family - a wife would dare buy herself a mink stole in the face of such sacrifice? The husband retrieves additional many benefits for example the opportunity to have Breakfast in solitude and work in the time saved. In many ways this is a constructive game that would have approved of Benjamin Franklin, as it encourages frugality, diligence and punctuality.
№ 43418   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:37
- So the lady did not answer!
- But, your grace forgets that Mr. I am now!
- And who am I?..
My wife. And obey I must.
№ 42442   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:56
That's what at least need a husband - that cigarettes had one to send!
In this case it is better not to smoke at all!
№ 38704   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 16:25
When the family has only one husband, he grows selfish.
№ 37308   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:33
And I thought that the wrong men cajoled their wives something!
Quote Explanation: After he had learned that Prince Charles had prepared her for Christmas in a gift set rhinestones.
№ 36896   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:17
Excerpt from and unexcited criminal case:
"You know, sick and tired. Eldorado, whores, the same thoughts. I want to fuck. I don't need the money rodeodrive. I needed my wife. Kira, my wife. I got to her place around nine. On the road, on Volkhonka stopped me. Your own staff. I fell from the passenger seat, almost in the teeth holding two hundred dollars, and they escorted me as if I were the official. Official, you know? The statuses you need. But I the wife wanted to fuck and to love. And it's all creative, inspiration, uruguayas and maziva yourself stronger. She opened the door in a Bathrobe. This is the reason. I started to kiss her. She snorted, because he didn't like alcohol. Underneath was not underwear. She's been waiting for this! Prepared, the pubes shaved! What is not a reason? I bent over her, supporting hand to the window sill. And my cock entered her. She hands threw pots of flowers and a few candle holders. I wrung my hands behind my back..." - a terrible word ex-husband. In the new Russia men raped the wives.
№ 35463   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:22
Old age understand that it is necessary to change yourself, not wives...
№ 34535   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:48
He demands that Eric was always happy, always talking, joking; because, he says, when the husband returned home tired, his wife should take him to amuse, cheer. For this, he says, and there are wife...
№ 32800   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:45
In my time it was different. We were taught not to understand anything. This was the old system of education. And it was very entertaining. My sister and so much had to understand - even impossible to list. I have always lost count. As modern women, they say, all understand.
- In addition to their husbands. It's the only thing do not understand the modern woman.
And very well they do not understand. Otherwise, it is unlikely it would have survived at least one happy marriage.
№ 32368   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:28
Are you asking how many I had husbands? That is, except my own?
№ 30862   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 10:28