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One good husband is worth two good wives: the scarcer the product, the more expensive it is.
№ 28238   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:23
In the wife of the conductor has many advantages. First, the house almost never happens all the time on the road - this time. The uniform is two.
Yes, I forgot, when the husband dies conductors, it has the right to transfer the body of a loved one anywhere in the USSR.
№ 27665   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:55
Most importantly, what can a father for his son is to be a good husband to his mother.
№ 26534   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:02
Listen, Len, you've got three men there. I have one. Still, I realized that husband different from other men only in that house are his clothes and in bed you can not wear a condom. But everything else - the cranberries. In difficult times they will pass all the same...
№ 26457   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:58
- You are not my wife, to specify where my socks are lying!
- You are not my husband to indicate the wife I told you or not!
№ 25292   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:04
How a man treats his mother, you can judge how he will do with his wife.
№ 23347   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:31
Husbands don't grow up, but only gaining weight.
№ 23060   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:18
You can marry anyone. For marriage you need the desire. Our marriage works because we want it. If to rely only on love - it will not work. Love is like wind it comes and goes. Choose a man over fifty, in this hall, we could go for any of them. This needs a regular daily life, you'll know about his needs before he understands them, and out to the space, but it's too long, you just need to help him cum, and he won't bother you.
№ 18364   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:42
She used her husband as some men of the Bible - citation.
№ 15787   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 17:46
A real man is a man who certainly remembers the birthday of a women and never knows how old she is. The man who never remembers birthday of the woman, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.
№ 14584   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:37
An ideal husband is a man who believes that he has the perfect wife.
№ 11942   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 11:50
A long-standing lover so little meaning for women that it is easy to change for a new husband, a new husband so quickly loses the novelty that almost immediately gives place to a new lover.
№ 11561   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 11:28
It is not true that married men with beautiful women forget that they're married. At this moment they are especially depressing is the thought of it.
№ 10451   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:02
If you want a husband you loved, start to feed it for 3-5 minutes before he gets hungry.
№ 8784   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:42
The husband is the person who always forgets your birthday and never miss a chance to call your age.
№ 8689   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:38