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A real man is a man who certainly remembers the birthday of a women and never knows how old she is. The man who never remembers birthday of the woman, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.
№ 14584   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:37
- What horror! I celebrate my thirty-fifth birthday!
- Kindly shut up? I do a hundred and forty years.
4 Season 1 Series
№ 14153   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:15
- Tell me, Phoebe, what would you like for your Birthday?
I want my mother came alive and celebrated it with me.
- OK, I'll rephrase it - what would you like from cosmetics?
1 Season 16 Series
№ 13156   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:26
The custom of blowing out candles on every birthday - one of the most meaningful rituals. Using uniform intervals of time the person is reminded that he is able to light the fire and then extinguish it with your breath.
№ 11832   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 11:44
The husband is the person who always forgets your birthday and never miss a chance to call your age.
№ 8689   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:38
Dawa, wait. Look, we are four years did not notice your birthday. You didn't want, I respect. And the fifth I don't want to.
1 Season 2 Series
№ 6827   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:07
Birthdays infringe upon the vanity of man. Especially in the morning...
(Birthdays painful affect mental state. Especially in the morning.)
№ 4170   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:56
A strange feeling of experiencing all the same in the day of his birth, even if no value attach to it. Thirty years... there Was a time when I thought I'd never live to twenty, was so anxious to become an adult. And then...
№ 4135   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:54
Only a fool can celebrate the years of approaching death.
№ 3480   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:26
Calling someone your name, you give the opportunity to steal his soul. Speaking to anyone the day of his birth, you give the opportunity to see your past and future-even control your life.
№ 1844   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 19:21
I was wrong about birthdays. Maybe they are celebrating for a different reason. Hoping to survive until the next.
№ 33   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 17:59
When to light the candles became more interesting than them to blow?
№ 32   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 17:59
Don't understand birthdays with songs, gifts... to Mention that I lived another year - is somehow... fake.
№ 29   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 17:59