hospitality [Theme] Page 6

Note.
If you come to visit and you put it on the table hell, then no one will be able to tell what you have on the table there was no shit, but if you put fuck in several types, then you can tell the guests: "What the hell do you want?"

Accompany the guest at least a thousand, and to leave still have.

Even if my guests can't see the clock, they must read the time on my face.

- What was wrong with our furniture?
- The fact that it is a garden! Yes, and the guests had nowhere to sit.
- And you in a head did not come that so it is conceived?

- I have an idea. Come see me for Breakfast, I make orange juice and make some coffee and we can discuss it like adults.
- You're welcoming.
- Do you know where I live?
- No.
- Then fuck you!

- Hello, Rory. I hope you'll feel here in Carrigmore home.
I'll get the front door key?
- We don't give the key to the front door.
- So, here I am not at home, right?

When a person comes to visit, he spends time masters, and not his own.

Nothing could be worse for a Russian owner than to see that the guests ate all that was offered them. Much better if half stays on the table because it clearly indicates that more guests had to eat could not.

What is a party? This is when the forty people come together to simultaneously talk about yourself. The man who remains after the liquor is over - the master.

Make yourself at home! But do not forget that!

Welcome to the tavern of Druso, where they will eat You... from the belly.

If you want to get rid of the guest are bothered by his visits, give him a loan of money.

Homeless people have the doors wide open for everyone.