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Exercise can replace many medicines, but no medicine in the world can not replace exercise.

People, by nature infirm bodily, with exercise become stronger athletes.

The point is that to win me some time became impossible. And not because I'm such a cool creature (I am the being "in the bag", rather). I live just outside of the concept of competition. Can not in fact the coolest in the world runner-jumper to win, say, the janitor of the stadium. At least until then, while the watchman sits in his cell and cut himself with some lines or, well, I don't know, solitaire lays. To defeat the guard, you must first convince him to run and/or jump. And this is without the use of torture is not always possible. But, if we abandon the concept of competition, the athlete immediately marvelous prospects. The watchman in the closet because you can have tea and buns to drink. Well, or even vodka, secretly from the coach. To beg the guard at the time of his toy and plenty of fun with her. And maybe one day when will be played the next Most Important Competition, the guard will leave to spend the night and will not hang himself in the toilet. Or, on the contrary, will help - it could be as lucky. With the guard you can make friends, one word. With me also, in General, possible. It is, in fact, the only thing that makes sense to do with us both: with the guard and with me.

- What are you talking about? Baseball is not a game for girls! The Red Sox have a player who can throw the ball at a speed of 150 kilometers per hour...
- What's the difference? It says only that he is masturbating faster than anyone.

I'm not fat! I have a beautiful complexion goalkeeper!

I have a bunch of theories and one of them is that no one actually likes the sport. Men just think that they must love him, and pretending. The same thing I think about the band The Who. Actually no one likes this group. It is assumed that it simply needs to love that's all pretend. They are afraid to admit that the king is naked.

Golf is a sex game. Because the task is to drive the ball to the hole.

The game was normal, friendly, a little injured team captain (football), but it was a friendly kick to the face.

To sleep sitting up is my favorite sport.

- What we always wanted to do together?
- To shave my head and go riding on the beach?
- No. Tomorrow when you come home, we'll go with you to the game Sardou with the Knicks. The front row seats.
In the first row?! Oh, My God!
- Yes! Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break his knee against my jaw!

- I caked, caked...
- No, don't, you're almost there!
- How many more?
- Measly nine miles*.

Not do in the presence of shoppers!
- Sorry, I just ran this morning and the skin rubbed with panties.
- I understand.
A scrotum itches...
- I know, Denise!

We are not talking about that had no one and nothing to rely on. If the tram is jerked, it is better for something to hold on to. But I prefer to exercise and do the body fat to feet I kept. The supports I use, but don't need them.

Are athletes!
- Fans?
- Not professionals. See how training can be grueling! Even their motto is - no pain, no gain!
- Translate!
Yeah the translation is stupid. It just sounds cool. Not our way.