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- Someone stole my sandwich.
What are the police saying?
5 Season 9 Series
№ 25785   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:28
Is my watch! I stole them from uncle!
№ 24368   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:20
In my childhood I asked God for a bike... then I realized that God works differently... I stole a bike and prayed for God's forgiveness.
№ 24266   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:15
Who stole my log? A terrible monster, stealing firewood!
№ 23158   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:22
Scary is not that you cheated or robbed, scared that you constantly remember about it.
№ 21604   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:13
There are two kinds of thieves: for some, theft is income, for others, stealing is a way of life. Don't be the second. The second missing the point.
№ 21461   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:07
He stole my life. I steal his trick.
№ 16751   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:15
Nothing original there. Steal everything that inspires you or gives food to the imagination. Grab old movies, new movies, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, road signs, trees, clouds, water, light and shadow. For robbery it's straight touches your soul. If you do so, your work (and theft) will be authentic.
Authenticity is not valuable; original does not exist. You don't even need to worry to conceal the theft - celebrate it if you gave. In any case, remember what he said to Jean-Luc Godard: "it doesn't matter where you take, it is important - where."
№ 9223   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 01:04
- Where is the door from the toilet?
We've been robbed. And all they took was the door.
№ 8402   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:24
It's not stolen, just for it not paid.
№ 3750   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:37
And remember about the etiquette. Plug in the left pocket, knife in right.
№ 1373   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 19:02
- I feel like I've stolen enough...
What? Can't be! Bender, restart!
And really, it's me... let's see what you stole!
№ 1362   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 19:02
And I, Zinaida, was robbed. The dog with the police promised to come.
№ 1141   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:53
All that is acquired back-breaking labor, all is lost!
№ 1133   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:53