the paradox [Theme] Page 8



Sometimes fun sometimes sad, and sadness is a smile on his lips.
№ 128100   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 18:56
... For example, do you know this law that we have in other people hate the most is those disadvantages that are inherent to ourselves? It would seem that if some trait we have and we accept it, we must tolerate and when seen in others, because we have invented a whole system of justification and arguments in favor of that and say it's not scary and quite acceptable. But no, we got - okay, and others do not can. Here's the paradox!
№ 121089   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 09:57
Falling in love, we pursue a strange, paradoxical goal. The paradox is that love tends to find the object of his love all tselokupnost or individual traits of those to whom he was bound as a child, and thus tries to bring back the past, but at the same time and cancel it.
№ 113589   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:27
Why are people always looking for so far that is so close?
№ 113539   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:25
Of course, he is a bastard, no there is nothing positive, but if I were 30 years younger and he ask me to run away with him, I would not hesitate one second, even knowing that he'll dump me in a week and ruin the rest of my life.
№ 113537   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:25
Kon was reckless with my life, but was terrified to die.
№ 113279   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:14
The paradox of leadership is that no matter what you do, behind your back will crowd hundreds convinced that their solution would be more robust, and that your decision is a side effect from the randomly fired arrows.
№ 109753   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 18:32
Everyone likes a beautiful horse, but for some reason absolutely no one is willing to be.
№ 106474   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 14:03
Goodbye, Vladimir Sergeyevich. The paradox is that without You we feel bad, but You have not a good.
Quote Explanation: Berezkin is released from prison.
№ 94510   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 22:48
The world of thought is captured by the paradox.
№ 93005   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:29
- Male! Wait! The man in the hood!
- Yes, I was.
- I'll whistle. Why didn't you turn around?
What am I, a whore for the whistle to turn around?..
- Do you know what broke?
- What broke?..
Of padada violated.
- What, what?..
Of padada.
What?
Of padada!!!
- And once again, please. You have it so good...
- Stop clowning around! You made the transition in the wrong place.
Well, I did not Suvorov...
Why?
- Why? First, I have a different last name. And secondly, Suvorov has long been dead...
- No. And here Suvorov?
Well, Suvorov made the transition through the Alps, and I'm just in the wrong place...
- Do you have documents?
- Is. There are the statutory documents "svyazpromstroy". It is only notarized copies. You?
- I need documents proving your identity.
- Yes what I the person? Here Suvorov was a person...
- Stop it, I say. If there are no documents - I'll hold you.
- Make the detention...
What?
- Right to say, "make the arrests". A delay only premature ejaculation...
- You're a clown or what?
- And you are looking for a clown? I just saw one. On TV.
- A drug addict?
- Sherlock Holmes.
- That "Sherlock Holmes"?
Sherlock Holmes was a drug addict. I thought we were playing in the Association...
- Are you an addict?
- A clown, a drug addict is a Thriller of some kind...
- Why the road not on a Zebra crossing?
- Who's the addict?
- So, get in the car, now call the patrol crew.
And I'm going to fall on his face and then say that you beat me...
- What's wrong with you, man?
- You have the breaking of heroin ever was?
- No.
And I don't have.
- So fuck out of here!
- Why nobody wants to talk to me?
№ 89983   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:43
... the paradox of reading: it leads us away from reality, to imbue reality with meaning.
№ 87295   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:19
Female Breasts in approximately 95% of cases, is not what it was originally intended.
№ 86927   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:04
Sometimes it happens that throw the story - it's the only way to save it. If there's something there, she will return in a different guise.
№ 83628   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 21:20
- Elia sued for all the villagers!
- Even at me.
- Who are you?
- The judge.
№ 74729   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:25