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People are very weird in the Elevator. Anyone familiar with this situation: you ride the Elevator down, somewhere halfway the lift stops, it comes some people want to click on "first", then sees that it's already pressed and removes the finger. What did you think? I sat in the Elevator on your floor and thought, "Not going to push anything! Where will cause to cause! Provide the opportunity to the man from the third floor".
I think this guy really would ohrenel if I called the Elevator, and then would come the lift, the door opened, there stood a man and it would not have been pressed. And he'd say, "first!" And the man answered: "it is Not necessary in the first place! Let's just get in, press the "Close door" and just stand back! Wait until we have someone cause like I waited until you called me. And you want in the "first" man? Come on "first"! You called me, you me and Cathay!"
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№ 262240   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:21
Instead think of wings, man invented the Elevator.
№ 124518   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 14:34
Here is a crowd of people near the Elevator. Well, obviously, they were all standing, waiting. No, someone will push the button. Well, just in case, you never know there is a crowd of morons is.
№ 119610   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 22:24
I just hope that God will find a way to do it to me quickly, immediately, unexpectedly. To put me in the Elevator and the cable snapped. Twenty seconds of flight, and the end. May be, in order of bonus I will fall for someone ugly. A lineman pedophile or something. It will be fine.
№ 113567   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:26
- Mister, why did you stop the Elevator?
- It's not me, it's Murid Khan!
- Who is it? Lifter this ship?
- He is the lifter of the world. On his orders the world is moving either up or down, and other names of Krishna or Kanhayya... is the one who brings the lovers to meet, met and fell in love with each other!
№ 109086   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:46
In General, what should an intelligent person, if, for example, in the Elevator obscene word written with a spelling error?
№ 104871   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:19
I would have stuck with him in the Elevator...
№ 89616   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:24
Ride through the city.
In the Elevator.
№ 73394   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 08:31
If you are stuck in an Elevator, do not worry - click on the "alarm".
№ 43809   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:54
First time in her life she rejoiced that lives on the eleventh floor and the lift have extremely slow. Because of this it has turned out to be four minutes to clear the table in the room the dishes after dinner to change into something decent, slightly wear any make-up and to cope with from nowhere a shiver throughout my body.
№ 43631   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:46
I'm mired in lies, I don't want to live like that.
The sky as my high-rise, divided into floors.
And I'm tired of waiting for the Elevator - I rise,
It's time to change - check at my watch.
№ 38007   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:59
Lift: prison for a period of 1.5 minutes.
№ 3857   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:42