bureaucracy [Theme] Page 4

The bureaucracy - that's the name of this universal evil.

Bureaucracy has a vested interest in creating the chaos in which it exists.

A genius invented the wheel, and the bureaucrat - how to put spokes in the wheel.

I know that raising the rage of the working masses against the bureaucratic distortions of our organizations, it is sometimes necessary to hurt some of our comrades, with past achievements, but is now suffering from bureaucratic disease. But it really can stop our work of organizing control from below? I think that can not and should not. Old achievements should bow down before them in the belt, but for new bugs and the bureaucracy could give them on the ridge. How could it be otherwise? Why not, if required by the interests of the case?

To defeat the bureaucrat, pass their problems on his shoulders.

If there is a way to delay an important decision the good bureaucracy will find it.

Paper rustled, suggests references, I podevalis of the petition, certified by the copies. Business bustle was in full swing at each table. And who would say that the officer is not able to work? Out how to work the pillar of smoke. Never ignore the bureaucracy. Well, except will suggest naive supplicant to collect a dozen signatures, hundreds of references but to assure the pile of petitions. And that's all. And so - no red tape.

When and how the bureaucrat was not convinced that Russia is a cake, to which you can freely come and drink?

All that was required of me, to bring your passport, contract of employment, three photos, latest bill for electricity, and marriage certificates of all the hamsters that I have had since 1995. For each of the documents must be provided with copies, printed on medieval parchment.

- How's it going? - reaching, cheerful asked the pilot.
The team looked at him with hatred. Now all together and pored over the form No. 72 - "Petition for permission not to fill the form No. 23". Pauline timidly hinted, not easier to complete the actual twenty-third, but around warningly shushed, and Stanislav, half-proseries said that even in the kosmoflot such brave men on his memory was found only once, and in the process of filling caused two hysterical seizure, stroke and the devil.

Bureaucracy is the only constant in the Universe.

With modest Matveevich all tried to maintain good relations, because he was a powerful, relentless and extremely ignorant.

Those who spits on the documents - wax in the hands of those who on them spits.

On every bug you write the paper.