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Tell me, good, tell me, honey,
Overall, cute, female, people.
The drilling of such, can be daily
A day twelve hours, eight years?
№ 370828   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:04
Money doesn't solve everything. But you're lucky if you have the money, because changing the plumbing will cost you an arm, maybe a leg, as we speak. If not both arms and both legs, Yes?
№ 362147   Added MegaMozg 23-02-2019 / 11:07
As you know, the term "renovation" is irrelevant to Europe has not. In Europe in General about the renovation never heard of. So this word is exclusively for our internal consumption, which is used in the former Soviet Union. The term originated in the nineties, when the Soviet opened the borders and wanted to breathe the fresh air, start a new beautiful life. The desire is there, as it was bad, there was no money and the market flooded cheap finishing materials: lining, of evrodoski, euroceramica. In General, all with the prefix - euros <...> once did any material luxury, desirable and in demand. Today, the renovation is a state of mind of a barbarian. This desire to erase history, to throw out all the old and replace with new. Shiny and disposable. Renovation across the country is the destruction of monuments, demolishing historic buildings and the erection in its place of plastic, disposable stuff.
№ 355470   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2019 / 08:02
- ... Wait, Rusty. Where's your "cents" that your stepfather gave?
- Yes, it is, in short, was dead.
- Yes?! And why are you not fixing it?
Yeah I was fixing. Therefore, dead.
№ 355027   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2019 / 02:10
... Farming to some extent implies the practice of repair. And the farmer has to do...
№ 348145   Added MegaMozg 29-10-2018 / 00:18
- Manifold injector flew. I have a month it will take to repair.
- A month? Doc, you'll be shot on Monday!
I know, I know, I know! Wait, idea! You need to roll the car a steep hill! No, we don't find a flat surface, unless... of Course, ice. Wait until winter when the lake freezes...
- Until the winter?! Doc, what are you talking about? Until Monday, only three days!
№ 332360   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2018 / 21:10
- To pay three hundred and two dollars and fifty seven cents.
- Three hundred bucks!? Three hundred bucks for a couple scratches? Bullshit!
Bullshit was a horse! With a slide!
Quote Explanation: After Biff cleaned the machine from horse manure.
№ 331656   Added MegaMozg 04-07-2018 / 06:07
We can't fix what is not broken.
№ 317997   Added MegaMozg 26-02-2018 / 17:06
- You two need to figure things out. We and dad were able to agree that paint our bedroom in the tan color from Miami.
What? Not at all. Let's leave beige.
- Jerry, bedroom not beige. She's white. Just dirty, hence the beige.
- That's it! Why paint a wall if the colors will still change!
3 Season 23 Series
№ 311473   Added MegaMozg 18-12-2017 / 20:05
So touching dogs barking outside the window,
Punch sings in unison.
This morning it is so nice to feel
As the noise vibrates the bed.
Symphony orchestra of noises -
It's a classic big houses,
I have a plan and all I will have my revenge -
My battery spoon knock!
(For f***Niku neighbour complains!)
№ 308389   Added MegaMozg 19-11-2017 / 11:08
The neighbors had to repair two weeks,
Two weeks like the years flew by!
The neighbors had to repair two weeks,
Hammers pounded, drills rattled.
The neighbors had to repair two weeks,
Two weeks in the house walls buzzed!
Endless repairs, and so every year...
№ 308388   Added MegaMozg 19-11-2017 / 11:07
The wall who is making repairs,
I've dreamed of this happiness the whole year.
Higher floor a family lives,
Wild clatter in the morning makes me happy.
And the hammer so accurately hit,
A period of silence for five seconds.
Fills a "void" grinder ringing,
A hand shoots in the morning, a good night's sleep.
№ 308387   Added MegaMozg 19-11-2017 / 11:06
Mom, once completely shocked by the repair of the apartment for a long time then said, "It was to repair" or "This was after the repair."
№ 307991   Added MegaMozg 15-11-2017 / 21:07
Repairs can not finish, you just stop.
№ 292656   Added MegaMozg 01-07-2017 / 15:48
- Let repairs. And who will repair you?
№ 286357   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2017 / 16:05