TV show: Qi / Quite interesting (QI)

- What is more reasonable way to leave the army, than to shoot your own foot?
- Wear pants on the head and stick pencils up the nostrils.

- I don't remember the name of the sport, but where they jump off buildings.
- Suicide.

- The fact that doing something for others, for our own benefit, and not to be totally selfish - this is one of the principles of Game Theory. The best thing you can do for yourself is to be altruistic.
On the other hand, when I took the class, I thought "How I will help?"

Alan, imagine. Phil, you and Sean are in love, why would you not be, Lisa. Now you will have Triel', i.e. a tripartite duel. Here is the problem, Sean is a really good shooter. He hits the target in 90 percent of cases. Phil hits the target in 60 percent of cases. You are, unfortunately, not a very good shot, you get only 10 percent of cases. You have the first shot. It you only have one. You can shoot one of them, then they will be shot. The question is, what strategy will be best for you?
- To shoot.

So, which of those places made up?
- Well, in a sense, all names are invented.

This is the story of the famous courtesan who was truly in love with seven men, which she really liked, but was a little expensive, and they all chipped in together.

If ignorance is bliss, why is the world so few happy people?

- Where is 90% of our Universe?
- AT IKEA.

It's rare to find an American named Jeremy. You have not seen?
- No, it's too difficult - there's three syllables.

I recently saw one travovedeniyu Topless. I did not notice that her mouth was moving.

- How do you know when it's time to wash the dishes and clean the house?
- Look in your pants. If you have found a member there - not yet.

- Something can not be something? Something cannot be nothing. If you created something, then something must be that something, otherwise you have created something, that is, it must be fish, if the idea of fish exists.
- There is something philosophical.

- Males have an unenviable life. This is probably the most frail of all males in nature, 6 times smaller than the female. When they find a mate, then attach to her teeth and immediately begin to disappear. Scales, bones, blood vessels - everything grows in the female. And after a week male there are only two tiny gonads.
You're like my marriage.

- Fans of the beetles as you probably know, called...
Coleopterists.
- Excellent! Coleopterists. I'll give you 5 points.
- Well, hold it: how the hell does he know this?!
Well, I was a child...
- In the world of Alan's knowledge about something is such a wild, terrible thing. So, could you please explain where you learn something new... Alan would like to lift the veil of this mystery.
- Welcome to my world of knowledge! A beautiful world, where information is taken from books.