TV show: Jumble

- Well?

- No reason.

Wow, went for bread!

And you know why we didn't pereboleli? Because we - the gang!!!

- Gut Morgen, boy. I'm a tourist, I'm a little bit wrong... I need to Kochevski.
- War factory, or what?
- I-I, naturlich! Here's to you, boy. [gives the boy a chewing gum]
- E!? What's that?
- It's a boy gum.
- You take me for? <...>
Kochevski, Kochevski, pliz!
To I you our military plant sold? Screw you, uncle! <...> Hey, do you hear? You there tell him the next time with sneakers come Nike there or "Adidas", then we'll talk, and for the gum we do not sell Home!

Boys and girls!
As well as their parents!
Funny stories
Listen, don't you?

- Well, you we the goalkeeper will do, the top class in three days!
- Well, Yes!?
- According to the Brazilian system. Become!
[puts the gate opposite the glass Windows of the barbershop]
Hey!?
- And this is the Brazilian system! And try not to take! [hits the ball]... the Brazilian system!

He's still alive? However...
Egli ancora vivo? Pero-o-o... (ital.)

Hello, children! I'm your new teacher!
Buongiorno bambini! Sono il vostro nuovo maestro! (ital.)

Be of good cheer! In the end, we are all mortal!
Coraggio! Finale Alla siamo tutti mortali! (ital.)

Miss. I'm not crazy! Miss. I'm not crazy! I am a new teacher!
Signorlna! Io non sono malato! Signorlna! Io non sono malato! Sono il nuovo maestro! (ital.)

- Guys, maybe you shouldn't.
- A good uncle, will not hurt!

- Here taken the pin!
Andryushkin, and in what place you prick?
- They know!

- What are you faded?
- Not yet.
- Then take off your glasses.
Why?
- I will beat!