TV show: TheNafig

- This is drilled Valera! It brought a new call and will be with us.
And how he will serve? He's fucking dead!
- As we say in the army, not dead, and fit with minor restrictions!

- Where entrusted to you tank?
- I think it burned down.
- Konovalenko how to burn a 40-ton tracked tank to even the tracks left?
- As it turned out, quite easily, comrade Sergeant...

- Companion the ensign comes to the zoo and wants to see the dog!
- Wow! Wow!
- Well, private! Now he wants to look at the duck!
- Quack! Quack! Quack!
- Okay, now show him the deer!
- She cheated on me but I forgave her!
- Wow it is.

Nothing in our army only seven people? And this despite the fact that Asian and Russian smart-ass I thought for three?
We have the Asian and Russian?
- Yes, called Kazakh.

- Lucky you on your linguistic. No matter how much you messed up, you do not expect to pay.
Stupidity, on Philology difficult as everywhere else.
- Yes, you do forgive. You can fill up the session, to kill a king, fuck a sister then put on her dress so she fucked you.
- So, watch your language. Not to wear, and wear!

- You can't trust them!
- Yes, why not then?
- You don't know them! You don't understand them! For them, we are not people! In their eyes I am the weapon, she is a whore!
Well, I think you slightly underestimate the memory of the teachers names.

They forgot about our anniversary!
- We meet a week.
- How very convenient. You always had excuses! SMS my you keep ignoring. Think of it, the phone had not. How to wash the dishes, so headache, how to have sex, so at least with a bullet wound! Here's my girlfriend's boyfriend - Mat does not swear, does not smoke, does not drink, is always there, even behind a computer is not sitting.
Maybe because he's a walking corpse?
- All have their drawbacks.

- All the girls somehow escape me. Tell me what to do?
- Well, when they say Hello, try not to be surprised with the words: "Wow, I know snake language!".

- Stop already hint at the fact that I raped your brain!
- And how can we stop it? You only do that sawing!
What? It's "the Film Foundation" constantly and only does that nags!
- Well, Yes, but you still know how to be angry without reasons.
Only when that happens!
- Campaign of the year in their 365.
- FYI, these days the girl is especially vulnerable and if you can't at the polite request to die peacefully quiet and not interfere for a week, I am not guilty!
- Yes, I'm aware about this your Berserk mode. You're aggressive to anything that gets in field of vision, so... Oh, Harry!
What are you so happy? Really it was so difficult not to be born? I hate you!

- Look, why are we together sit, just call Davy Jones, will will drive.
I'd like to, but he can't. Do you really not know? Ten years of captain Davy Jones is bound to work up a sweat and only after, one day he will be able to set foot on the grounds of the pub and meet with friends.
- So I thought. It cursed and condemned to eternal suffering, right?
- It's much worse. Got married and had kids.

- You're not afraid to lose his fortune?
Oh no, I fear only three things: it's spiders, because they are vile; no Internet, when the output; and bikes, because as a child I was bitten by a rabid cyclist.
- Some stupid fear, don't you think?
- Yes, I think in some ways you're right. I'm not a child to be afraid of spiders.

If you now thought that we just keep quiet and do stupid shit, it is not so. We follow the ancient ritual the student is to remain silent and blunt with a pitiful expression before the teacher, in the hope of a plus one score. Because if you open your mouth when the teacher started asking questions, any your phrase will even beat Klitschko. Maybe those fucking wizards have any amulets to eliminate eloquence, I do not know. Although wait. What if it's all because we don't teach nichrome and stupidly write off? Yes, no, nonsense. We immediately see that we are intellectuals.

- See, people, what I deer you filled up today? Have you fucking animal, three hours you tracked down!
Dude, you banged that poor Timmy, the deer had long since fled!
- What do you think I'm a guy, just a cheating girlfriend, from the deer is not different?

- Bastard, bastard, bastard, fuck you, hate, kill!
- Honey, did something happen?
- Nothing happened!
So small and already a woman.