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When I was very young, I heard this strange word - infinity, but to explain to me exactly what it means, and no one else could. No one but my neighbour at the cottage. He said that when it touches will die. When your life is endless you nothing to seek. Do you have a feeling that every day is the last, and it needs to be memorable.
№ 10466   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:04
I don't kiss on the first date.. ex))))
№ 10463   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:04
Mystery should be in moderation, otherwise instead of a girl-the puzzles will get woman-a riddle.
№ 10447   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:02
Peter is not a city! Peter is a SECT!
We cheer for the same team ( "3енит" ), sitting on one site (VK ) , we have one answer to the question "Why the house slept" - "the Bridges are raised!"
№ 10445   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:02
Every woman in the closet lives a funny creature named have Nothing to wear.
№ 10444   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:02
When life examines the first nerves...
№ 10442   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:02
I was waiting for the person with whom you can live
and met - without which life can not.
№ 10440   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:02
- I want the magic of love?
- how is it?
- we'll fuck and I'll disappear
№ 10437   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:02
The woman is a wonderful creature that always knows "who is to blame" and "what to do", but Nicodemus does not know "what I'll go tomorrow" and "what are we going to eat today"...
№ 10436   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:01
The paradox Modern women wear wigs, dye their hair, applied fake eyelashes and nails, make silicone Breasts. And still complain that real men do not have!
№ 10435   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:01
Computer is the kind of thing that the less touching, the better it works....
№ 10434   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:01
Laziness is when you see the need to do something, but do not want, and broke - this is when you want something, but don't see the need to do so.
№ 10433   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:01
- Everything in life you want to experience! said balloon, getting a job in a Bowling alley.
№ 10414   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:00
It is not necessary to create phantom images, we should not worship them, because they have a habit of collapsing, taking with them their Creator, and kneeling.
№ 10357   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 02:57
Trust is when you hand a knife and turn my back.
№ 10325   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 02:00