Book: Weed, obvivshem bag executioner



Brains and morals have nothing to do with each other. Take me, for example: it is often said that I have a brilliant mind, but my brains are often busy inventing new and interesting ways to cause my enemies to sudden, painful death with vomiting and convulsions.
№ 362916   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2019 / 17:49
If he expects I will argue, he will have to wait until you are cows in maroon pajamas.
№ 362913   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2019 / 17:46
Experience has taught me that an expected answer is often better than the truth.
№ 362912   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2019 / 17:45
- It seems, Peter the Great now well-behaved, - I said with calculated shudder and a nod in the direction of the blazing hulks.
- Sometimes he's very cheeky. She smiled. - It's because he's Russian, I guess.
Quote Explanation: "Peter the Great" is a nickname of samovar, which is not always working properly.
№ 233257   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 19:17
To put it politely, this woman is plain as pudding.
№ 233256   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 19:17
You don't know how it is when seams come loose.
№ 233248   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 19:17
But all too soon we grew up. Too soon to make not only the pleasures of the adult world, but also its complexity.
№ 179518   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:49
I couldn't understand, I just knew that some deep-seated chemical substance inside one of us really needed his long-lost complement - or antidote? - inside another.
№ 179517   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:49
In my experience, stupid jokes in the mouth of one who is not so stupid, are often nothing more than camouflage for something far, far worse.
№ 179515   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:49
I don't smoke, - I gasped.
"Why not?" she wanted to know. - Too young or too wise?
I was wondering if I did not begin next week - haltingly, I replied. - She just has not yet arrived.
№ 162358   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 20:04
Death is nothing more than a simple masquerade and life too! and they're both artfully someone orientirovany, some behind the scenes heaven is a Matt Wilmott.
We are all puppets put on the stage with God - or Fate, or Chemistry, call it what you want, where we put on like gloves, the hands and control of Ruperts Parsony and Matta Wilmotte the world. Or Ophelia and Daphne they're.
I wanted to soulwrath!
№ 81860   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:47
I double-blinked, enough to not look disrespectful.
№ 81859   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:47
If you want to remember, remember the main thing: inspiration from within is like the heat in the kiln. It allows you to bake tolerable Bathonian traps rolls. But inspiration from the outside is like a volcano, it changes the shape of the world.
№ 81858   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:47