Book: I devised an escape...

Sending his son to summer camp, strict Lyudmila Konstantinovna, except for statutory short pants, gave him a still satin sarafanchike. The catastrophism of the situation became clear on the first line. It turned out, all the boys in the squad are dressed in "but", recently entered the fashion and only just mastered the domestic apparel industry. In their samovarchik little Shoes reminded bandura, embarked in the cowboy system. The boys hemmed, girls sprinkle, glancing at Bashmakova. A thin big-eyed girl with a haircut "Gavroche", any Oleg still in the bus looked at him as though he had just looked at my tortured and ate an innocent kitty. All night little Boots awake, cherishing the bitter plans of escape. Life in the harem seemed cruel and senseless. <...> The parents ended, realizing the enormity of what happened, and start to argue who of the two of them came up with the sadistic idea to equip a son at summer camp these monstrous pants, which never would wear even Taras Bulba...

- Mom, he's a goat!
- Then why are you with a goat on the full program was occupancies?
- Yes, that's the point! Until a guy in full not occupancies not understand - he-goat or no goat!
- No... We were!
- What is it? Do you think, to understand, goat or no goat, you have a lifetime with him to live, to give birth to children and before death to say: "Correctly warned me - goat was!"?
- I don't know... a woman needs to be pride, or at least some flair for the goats.

- You are childhood friends, right? - she asked, delicately chewing a piece.
- We are brothers - said Slauson.
- It does not.
Just Bashmakova baptized, and I just in case cut. And we parted ways...

Then Kate left to clean up the kitchen, and they moved to the aquarium.
Wow! - admired Barca. - That's right. Nerves should be calm. Chronic fatigue is a disease of the century. A gentleman takes his gold card in his mouth and with Empire building - jump down - and all!

What is youth? Youth is a pure, white, vibrant teeth. What is old age? Okay, not old, but let's predstanet? This is when you, before you merge with the beloved in a kiss, cautiously examine the language of the staleness of his mouth and secretly issuesi mint. Lord, shaking Adam and eve from Paradise, certainly called after him among other things: "And your teeth will decay from decay, the fruits eaten by the worm!" It is only in the Bible do not fall...

Ties is a biography of men, embodied a special form of nodular letter...

- And people you don't mind?
- From the silly kindness of the ruler, a young man, people die much more than a clever cruelty, ' replied Boris Isaakovich, picking up the bottle of drops.

Americans are victims of experts. If the TV expert will tell you that enema with gramophone needles promotes digestion, the next day all of America will rise in two stages. One queue for enemas, the second - for the gramophone needles. And someone get rich in the production of enemas and gramophone needles.

I have always believed to be historical truth. And it seems I was wrong. The main thing - the myth that creates itself every people. Russian, for example, see themselves as liberators. The Jewish Avengers. No matter how much this is true. So they feel. These are their main myths. Russian at every opportunity, will all release, spilling blood and without asking, want other people or not. And the Jews will take revenge. If there is a real reason for revenge, well and good; if not, it will come up. Revolution - best to vengeance time. That's why so many Jews in every revolution. That is why Russia when he found himself a liberator, so rapidly growing. That's why Germany always lose. You can't win, knowing that you're the invader. But now things are changing... Now Russia is no myth. In this disaster...

This is because with age, you realize that complaining to people on his own wife as absurd as complaining about your height or, say, the relief face.

- When you talk to the wife? she asked in that moment, when the love already ended and the dream has not yet come.
- Who am I? - said Shoes like Nina turned simultaneously to the five lovers, lying in bed with her.

"And remember...?" This question for years, flashed increasingly, becoming more touching and sad.

Madame, can you not love her husband. But not loving your car...