Book: The twelve chairs. Page 1

What are you looking at me with such evil eyes, like a soldier at a louse? You look at yourself!

To start polutorakratnoe thing, and to quarrel over eight roubles! Learn to live well!

It's robbery in broad daylight.

Our brides long for that light with lanterns looking for.

A passenger eats a lot. Mere mortals at night, do not eat, but you eat at night.

Did the trick - and go!

Women too hard.

Only you, dear friend from Paris, spit on it all.
- How to spit?!
- Saliva, - said Ostap, - how to spit before the era of historical materialism.

All considered a powerful hurricane...

Difficulties arose where they least expect it.

There have been worse times, but there was a sneaky.

- A doctor says that?
- What doctor! In strohgasse is the doctor? And healthy heal!

On the third move it became clear that the GM is playing eighteen Spanish parties. In the rest of the twelve black used albeit obsolete, but fairly true to the Philidor defense. If Ostap got to know he was playing such sophisticated parties and is faced with such a proven defense, he'd be extremely surprised.

Crazy art, cave painting or drawing, made by defiant tail of a mule, in comparison with a banner Ostap seemed Museum values.